Three word Story

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he was quite

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elderly, indicated by

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his grey hair

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and purple mustache.

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The police came

lol

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to his house

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and shot him

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several times with

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.50 cal snipers

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at ridiculously close

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ranges. His chest

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explode while his

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head imploded somehow.

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But then he

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was suddenly resurrected