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Niliscro:
Post your favorite FMLs or MLIAs.  Because sometimes you just have to tell someone.


Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted by him with a 12 inch strap-on carrot on his head, and the words "I'm gonna forget you like a unicorn." FML

The last quote made me crack up.


So I decided to submit an MLIA of my own, tell me if you see it:

"Today, I used pancake syrup on waffles. Take that society! MLIA."
Gamefandan:
Wow.
Azimuth:
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oool


--- Quote from: fml ---Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML
--- End quote ---
hahahaha this is awesome
Niliscro:

--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 09:23:40 PM ---loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
hahahaha this is awesome

--- End quote ---
Haha, I read that one too.
I could only imagine that.
Azimuth:

--- Quote ---Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had love. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
--- End quote ---

lol
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