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Favorite FML/MLIA Thread
Niliscro:
Today, I ordered pizza. When it came, the pizza delivery man said "it smells good" as he handed it to me. I said "you too" on accident. It was awkward. MLIA
Today on the way to work I didn't make a single green light and ended up having to stop at all six red lights. On the way home I had a green light on all six of those lights. I felt as if the traffic gods were trying to average out my day. MLIA
Today at work I noticed that the scan button on on the scanner had an exclamation mark. I was glad the scanner was excited about its job. MLIA.
Today, I fell asleep while reading a book. The book was called Insomnia. I win. MLIA
Today I was driving to work listening to sports talk radio. While listening I heard a funny joke about farts and laughed out loud. At the same time, the guy in the car beside me was visably laughing as well. We thumbs-upped each other. MLIA
Today, I was driving to work when I saw that the only other car on the road was the same make, model and year as mine. The driver gave me a thumbs-up. I felt like I joined a secret society. MLIA
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Today, my enraged girlfriend told me she was fired from her nurse job for no reason. I called her employer to find out why. He told me that she was caught "helping out" a male patient, and that supposedly she has done the same with just about every good looking guy that comes into the hospital. FML
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Lol, saw that one.
Jimmg:
All of these are soo fake but funny.
Azimuth:
Today I ordered a 7" sandwich. The guy at the cash register, who was making the sandwiches, started flirting with me. Though I made it clear I wasn't interested, he gave me a 9" sandwich. While I think he was trying to convey a subtle dirty message, I must admit, I enjoyed the extra 2". MLIA
Today, I turned on the faucet in my family's attic and it sprayed me in the face. Somebody had put a rubber band around the nozzle, and I was furious. Then I remembered I had set that trap several months ago to get my sister. MLIA.
Rughugger:
ITT: People who don't realize that any of these people can go to the actual website to read these.
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:11:20 PM --- Today I ordered a 7" sandwich. The guy at the cash register, who was making the sandwiches, started flirting with me. Though I made it clear I wasn't interested, he gave me a 9" sandwich. While I think he was trying to convey a subtle dirty message, I must admit, I enjoyed the extra 2". MLIA
Today, I turned on the faucet in my family's attic and it sprayed me in the face. Somebody had put a rubber band around the nozzle, and I was furious. Then I remembered I had set that trap several months ago to get my sister. MLIA.
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Lol, I saw those too.
Should I officialize this thread into a post your favorite FMLs/MLIAs?