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Azimuth:
Today, I met a guy who introduced himself as "Mack." I told him, "I'm a PC." He then proceeded to ask me what "PC" stood for. I didn't know, so I just left him akwardly. MLIA

Niliscro:

--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:16:05 PM --- Today, I met a guy who introduced himself as "Mack." I told him, "I'm a PC." He then proceeded to ask me what "PC" stood for. I didn't know, so I just left him akwardly. MLIA

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Haha.

Today, I was removing some fan pages off my facebook. earlier this week, I accidentaly clicked "Become a Fan of God". When I went to remove it, a box popped up "Are you sure you want to remove your connection to God". I felt scared and intimidated, so I clicked "cancel". MLIA.

Today I was eating lunch with my boss when she starts telling the table how easy dieting is when you eat fruit. She turns and says she was "poppin cherries all day yesterday". I was highly amused. MLIA

Today, I was waiting in line for candy at a vending machine. The kid in front of me was impatient, and kicked the machine so his candy would arrive faster. When my turn came, packages of candy came flooding out. I felt like the machine was pleased that I respected it. MLIA.

Azimuth:
Today, as I was laying in bed with my stuffed animals, I realized that my Simba stuffy had his paw right on my dolls chest. I moved his hand and told him to not be inappropriate. I do not allow my stuffed animals to loveually harass each other. MLIA

Niliscro:
Today, my cats were meowing for me to feed them in the kitchen. After I explained that we were out of food, and couldn't get more until tomorrow, they started meowing back and forth to each other. I felt like they were talking about how much they hate me. MLIA

Azimuth:
Today, I saw a baby spider on my wall. I wasn't going to kill it because it was small and cute, then it started moving towards my bed. It's dead now. MLIA

Today, I was driving home listening to classic rock on the radio. A hardcore biker guy pulled up next to me, heard my music, and nodded in appreciation. Two seconds later, the light turned green, and some impatient guy behind me honked. The biker flipped him off for me. I felt like he had my back. MLIA

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