Favorite FML/MLIA Thread

[Niliscro]

Today, I was driving home listening to classic rock on the radio. A hardcore biker guy pulled up next to me, heard my music, and nodded in appreciation. Two seconds later, the light turned green, and some impatient guy behind me honked. The biker flipped him off for me. I felt like he had my back. MLIA

Hah, that's awesome.

Today my friend and I were watching Disney movies while eating ice cream from the box. My older brother walked in and saw us, shook his head, muttered "girls" and then walked away. About five minutes later he was back with a spoon and we all watched Aladdin. MLIA

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[Azimuth]

 Today, I was taking all those silly facebook quizzes and kept laughing at the results. Then I took the "5 people you are most likely to have love with" and it turned up blank everytime I tried. I feel like facebook is telling me I'm never going to have love. MLIA.

[Niliscro]

Yesterday, I was at the stables with my mom. She introduced me to a horse named, Milkshake. I asked her if Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard...my mom looked disappointed. MLIA.

Today the power went out. I became extremely bored and thought about all the fun things I could be doing with electicity. The power went on and I am still bored. MLIA.

Today, I bought low fat granola bars. When I get home I noticed that the box had two extra granola bars. I felt like the box was rewarding me for being healthy. MLIA

Today, I was taking all those silly facebook quizzes and kept laughing at the results. Then I took the "5 people you are most likely to have love with" and it turned up blank everytime I tried. I feel like facebook is telling me I'm never going to have love. MLIA.

Bwahaha

[Azimuth]

ahaha

 Today I ate eggo waffles. They were stuck to the bottom of the freezer so I yelled "leggo my eggo" at it. They came free. I sure told that freezer. MLIA

[Niliscro]

ahaha

 Today I ate eggo waffles. They were stuck to the bottom of the freezer so I yelled "leggo my eggo" at it. They came free. I sure told that freezer. MLIA

Rofl

Today, I needed to burp and sneeze at the same time. I wasn't sure which to do first. It was the biggest decision I've had to make in a while. MLIA.

Last night I was trying to sleep, when I realized there was a gap between the mattress and the wall, which reminded me of the bat cave. I thought it would be fun to roll into it and hide there. What really happened was that I got stuck in the gap and couldn't wriggle out for nearly 10 minutes. I am not Batman. MLIA

[Azimuth]

Rofl

Today, I needed to burp and sneeze at the same time. I wasn't sure which to do first. It was the biggest decision I've had to make in a while. MLIA.

Today, my brother and I were having an argument. I told him to shut up, and he proceeded to say, "make me". I turned around and screamed PETRIFICUS TOTALUS. He looked at me and shook his head. I believe I won this battle. MLIA

[Niliscro]

Today, my brother and I were having an argument. I told him to shut up, and he proceeded to say, "make me". I turned around and screamed PETRIFICUS TOTALUS. He looked at me and shook his head. I believe I won this battle. MLIA

Whoa, we're on the same page.

Today, I had to go to a class. The entrance had a door that said "Pull." I pushed. Turns out it swung both ways. I felt that I had stuck it to the man. MLIA.

Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA

Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA

Today a man at work asked for help finding an item. I knew what he was asking for, but made a confused face so he'd try to explain it again. I just wanted to hear his cool Italian accent some more. MLIA

Today, I wanted to see if the little yellow lever in my trunk would actually work if I got locked in there. I jumped in pretending I was Houdini, it didn't work. I had to wait for my dad to get home from work to come get me out. MLIA

Today at work everyone sitting near me had their headphones on. I put my headphones on so I wouldn't be the only outcast, even though I didn't actually put on any music. I felt like a spy since I could still hear everything, but no one knew. MLIA

[Azimuth]

Whoa, we're on the same page.

Today, I had to go to a class. The entrance had a door that said "Pull." I pushed. Turns out it swung both ways. I felt that I had stuck it to the man. MLIA.

Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA

Today, I was talking to my friends and I said I don't feel awkward in awkward situations. Within a few minutes, my friend told us he was gay. It was awkward. MLIA

[Niliscro]

Today, I was talking to my friends and I said I don't feel awkward in awkward situations. Within a few minutes, my friend told us he was gay. It was awkward. MLIA

Today, I was at the airport waiting in line at a bagel shop. There was a sign that said "We are not currently tosting our bagels." So I said 'Well I don't know if I want my bagel tosted, but I sure would like it toasted." Two macho black guys in line behind me heard me and started laughing. It was the proudest moment in my life thus far. MLIA.

Today, I was at the amusement park with a friend. We came across a ride that had a huge sign on the side of it saying "Ride it! Feel the power!" I immediately screamed "That's what she said!" and pointed. My friend didnt laugh. A guy near the ride looked at it and started laughing. I was glad he understood my immaturity. MLIA

[Azimuth]

oh HAHAHAH

 Today, out of boredom, I googled all of my friends' names. None of them are secretly research stars. I am glad. MLIA.

[Niliscro]

oh HAHAHAH

 Today, out of boredom, I googled all of my friends' names. None of them are secretly research stars. I am glad. MLIA.

Hahaha.

Today I saw my dad playing with himself. He enjoys a game of solitaire. MLIA.

[Azimuth]

Hahaha.

Today I saw my dad playing with himself. He enjoys a game of solitaire. MLIA.

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

[Niliscro]

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

Hahaha

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He believes strongly in "first impressions." FML

[Azimuth]

Today, brand new roostertail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite research star. FML

Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML

[Niliscro]

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

loving lolled.