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Favorite FML/MLIA Thread
Azimuth:
--- Quote from: Niliscro on August 04, 2009, 10:34:53 PM ---Rofl
Today, I needed to burp and sneeze at the same time. I wasn't sure which to do first. It was the biggest decision I've had to make in a while. MLIA.
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Today, my brother and I were having an argument. I told him to shut up, and he proceeded to say, "make me". I turned around and screamed PETRIFICUS TOTALUS. He looked at me and shook his head. I believe I won this battle. MLIA
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:35:28 PM --- Today, my brother and I were having an argument. I told him to shut up, and he proceeded to say, "make me". I turned around and screamed PETRIFICUS TOTALUS. He looked at me and shook his head. I believe I won this battle. MLIA
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Whoa, we're on the same page.
Today, I had to go to a class. The entrance had a door that said "Pull." I pushed. Turns out it swung both ways. I felt that I had stuck it to the man. MLIA.
Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA
Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA
Today a man at work asked for help finding an item. I knew what he was asking for, but made a confused face so he'd try to explain it again. I just wanted to hear his cool Italian accent some more. MLIA
Today, I wanted to see if the little yellow lever in my trunk would actually work if I got locked in there. I jumped in pretending I was Houdini, it didn't work. I had to wait for my dad to get home from work to come get me out. MLIA
Today at work everyone sitting near me had their headphones on. I put my headphones on so I wouldn't be the only outcast, even though I didn't actually put on any music. I felt like a spy since I could still hear everything, but no one knew. MLIA
Azimuth:
--- Quote from: Niliscro on August 04, 2009, 10:35:48 PM ---Whoa, we're on the same page.
Today, I had to go to a class. The entrance had a door that said "Pull." I pushed. Turns out it swung both ways. I felt that I had stuck it to the man. MLIA.
Yesterday, when I was driving, I saw a large sheet of bubble wrap on the side of the road. I swerved over and ran over it. When I heard some pops, I felt extremely satisfied. MLIA
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Today, I was talking to my friends and I said I don't feel awkward in awkward situations. Within a few minutes, my friend told us he was gay. It was awkward. MLIA
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:39:07 PM --- Today, I was talking to my friends and I said I don't feel awkward in awkward situations. Within a few minutes, my friend told us he was gay. It was awkward. MLIA
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Today, I was at the airport waiting in line at a bagel shop. There was a sign that said "We are not currently tosting our bagels." So I said 'Well I don't know if I want my bagel tosted, but I sure would like it toasted." Two macho black guys in line behind me heard me and started laughing. It was the proudest moment in my life thus far. MLIA.
Today, I was at the amusement park with a friend. We came across a ride that had a huge sign on the side of it saying "Ride it! Feel the power!" I immediately screamed "That's what she said!" and pointed. My friend didnt laugh. A guy near the ride looked at it and started laughing. I was glad he understood my immaturity. MLIA
Azimuth:
oh HAHAHAH
Today, out of boredom, I googled all of my friends' names. None of them are secretly research stars. I am glad. MLIA.