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Favorite FML/MLIA Thread
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:41:08 PM ---oh HAHAHAH
Today, out of boredom, I googled all of my friends' names. None of them are secretly research stars. I am glad. MLIA.
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Hahaha.
Today I saw my dad playing with himself. He enjoys a game of solitaire. MLIA.
Azimuth:
--- Quote from: Niliscro on August 04, 2009, 10:42:05 PM ---Hahaha.
Today I saw my dad playing with himself. He enjoys a game of solitaire. MLIA.
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:51:28 PM ---Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
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Hahaha
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He believes strongly in "first impressions." FML
Azimuth:
Today, brand new roostertail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite research star. FML
Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 10:57:09 PM ---Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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loving lolled.