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Favorite FML/MLIA Thread
Azimuth:
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML
Niliscro:
--- Quote from: Azimuth on August 04, 2009, 11:01:00 PM ---Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN!" and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML
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Lol.
Keep going, Azi! :D
I'm too lazy atm :3
Azimuth:
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense love scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Niliscro:
Haha.
Azimuth:
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have love!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML