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| Azimuth:
I dunno. How does that apply to it, really? |
| DrMobius:
Because you almost have to make a decision to hit "i" instead of "a" on a qwerty keyboard. |
| MeltyGoblin:
oh my gosh, this stuff is gold. |
| Azimuth:
I don't see it |
| XaMMaX211:
OH GOD HA --- Quote ---Today, I was having love with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense climax when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML Today, I was at my girlfriends house with just me and her. Things began to get heated and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML --- End quote --- |
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