After searching high and low for any means of escape, I finally saw a bright white light on the horizon. As I tried to jet toward the light, it kept moving further and further away. So, I began walking. I must have walked for over a half hour before I could make out what was hiding in the light.
I couldn't believe my eyes:

Yes, my friends, it is an older, obsoleted version of the magic wand. In modern times, these mystical objects are extremely rare. I hesitate to touch it. If things go well, it could be my one chance to escape! However, if things go wrong, it could send me someplace far, far worse: ROBLOX!!!
I'll remain here at the brink for a while as I decide.