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Comfort Wipe
Sarge:
--- Quote from: *Magick* Mage on August 10, 2009, 02:16:59 AM ---Has America gotten so lazy that you can't even wipe your own ass without a tool to help? ._.
Just...wow.
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This and "dirty toilet paper?" What the forget?
pocketrocket300:
--- Quote from: *Magick* Mage on August 10, 2009, 02:16:59 AM ---Has America gotten so lazy that you can't even wipe your own ass without a tool to help? ._.
Just...wow.
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Yep. That's our nation in a nutshell.
Sarge:
--- Quote from: pocketrocket300 on August 10, 2009, 02:20:05 AM ---Yep. That's our nation in a nutshell. (no pun intended)
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Where was the pun in that.
But really. I mean, there are some handy tools we can't live without (IE: TV remotes, too bad I lost mine D:), but this is ridiculous.
*Magick* Mage:
--- Quote from: Sarge on August 10, 2009, 02:21:52 AM ---Where was the pun in that.
But really. I mean, there are some handy tools we can't live without (IE: TV remotes, too bad I lost mine D:), but this is ridiculous.
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By a Comfort Wipe! You can wipe your ass with it, AND change the channel with it. It's 18-inches, after all :cookieMonster:
Sarge:
Change the channel whilst wiping your ass! BUT WAIT! If your order now, you'll get this FREE Comfort Wipe Light so you can see where you're wiping your ass! Just pay shipping and handling. Order now and we'll DOUBLE the offer, so that's TWO Comfort Wipes and TWO Comfort Wipe Lights!