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I BROKE MY loving MIDDLE TOE RAGLELFUCVK
Jimmg:
My pinky toe is turned on its sides because I closed a door on it and the doctors wouldn't flip it back over saying it would heal normally.
Robo Noob:
--- Quote from: Harm94 on August 11, 2009, 11:57:37 AM ---Robo is a magnet for danger and annoiying things like not being able to crap, ticks, splinters, and now broken middle finger.
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I broke my ring finger on my right hand when I was little :D It got smashed in between two rocks when I was looking for salamanders :3
Also, I don't post a lot of the stuff that happens to me :D
Mainly the problems with my genetalia
Gamefandan:
Oh dear. D:
DrMobius:
--- Quote ---So. I stayed home from school today due to one of the worst stomach aches of my life (why does this random stuff keep happening?). Anyways, I went to the doctor. She asked me when the last time I had a 'bowel movement' was. It's been around two weeks, but I payed no mind to that. I told when it was, and she said my rectum could be impacted or some stuff. So my mom is getting me laxitives, and if that doesn't work, they're plunging this brown town douche up my ass. Please help :(
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This is better
Hired gun:
Link to tick-on-balls topic? That was frigging hilarious! I crapped my pants reading that fine piece of literature.