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Mosquitos Won't Leave Me Alone Even When I'm Trieng To Take A Piss?!

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Deathwish:

Here's two tips: binge on Indian tonic water, or Methylene blue. Both will keep the mossies off.

Rughugger:

They love a person after they've eaten a lot of bananas. You weren't eating bananas lately, were you?

Also, I have one of them bug guns. It's fun!

zz_tophat:


--- Quote from: Kevin The Cop on August 14, 2009, 09:53:27 AM ----stuff-

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Obvious solution is obvious.

Eat less sugar, eat more garlic. Eating lots of sugary food makes you smell delicious to mosquitoes, garlic makes you smell inedible.

Kalphiter:

In Soviet Russia, mosquito kills you.

Rughugger:


--- Quote from: Kalphiter on August 14, 2009, 10:22:48 AM ---In Soviet Russia, mosquito kills you.

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No, in soviet Russia, you bite mosquito.

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