Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 30711 times)

I crash the master server and summon the raging hordes or robloxians!

Jesus crusifies everyone

jesbus wins

Jesus crusifies everyone

jesbus wins
I stop believing jesus doesn't exist anymore biatch

I take control of the Master server, and crash-proof it. Then, I start another server, and do what I did before.

I start my own server, load a hill, turn off RPG mode, and summon Badspot, ephi, Rotondo, and Kalphiter to protect me! Then I take the hill.

Oh, and dont try to get me with religion, I'm Jewish.

Nystical makes a thing named "Video Games" and Bob's server is in it. Life goes on. In my Universe, Also, You gotta take Baby steps, Don't say Random stuff Cough Fjeild Cough.


I stop believing jesus doesn't exist anymore biatch
He did exist, he was a bum that said YAY I IS GOD!

Ontopic: I sit on the hill

ninjaedit:lol wrong quote bob


Just then, Dr.Block shows up on a flying blue yoshi wearing majora's mask and causes the moon to fall on the floating island above the hill, thus shattering it to bits. He now prepares to land on the hill.

 
I kill badspot.

Badspot respawns, banhammers you, and returns to protecting me.

Just then, Dr.Block shows up on a flying blue yoshi wearing majora's mask and causes the moon to fall on the floating island above the hill, thus shattering it to bits. He now prepares to land on the hill.

I respawn, spartan lazor you, and rebuild my previous defenses.

Damn it is hard to get in!

Just then, Dr.Block shows up on a flying blue yoshi wearing majora's mask and causes the moon to fall on the floating island above the hill, thus shattering it to bits. He now prepares to land on the hill.
I summon a AA gun and shoot you down then i climb on top of the hill and summon me a protective sheild,

Just then, Dr.Block shows up on a flying blue yoshi wearing majora's mask and causes the moon to fall on the floating island above the hill, thus shattering it to bits. He now prepares to land on the hill.
MOON GOES TOO FAR!
NO HILL TO LAND ON!
FUUUUUUUU-

I load the hill save with my base made of bricks that cant be fakekilled, has no windows, and I am in the center of the base, which can survive anything landng on it (even trainman1's noobiness) and post snipers with shotgunners guarding them. I then raise my flag.

I CAN STILL CONQUER IT BEFORE IT IS DESTROYED, I HAVE THREE DAYS!

THREE DAYS!!!

I ditch yoshi and take his wings and use them to almost land safely on the hill.

I seem to have landed on the outside of Bob's super fortress. Preparing my mini nuke...

I CAN STILL CONQUER IT BEFORE IT IS DESTROYED, I HAVE THREE DAYS!

THREE DAYS!!!

I ditch yoshi and take his wings and use them to almost land safely on the hill.

I seem to have landed on the outside of Bob's super fortress. Preparing my mini nuke...

Too late, the shotgunners got you!