<bim nukes this topic because hes a poor sport>
After your nuking, the ground has crashed in on itself, what with all the explosives, satellites, Nukes, and Dinosaurs, it was bound to happen.
The Current hill has fallen through the Earths Crust.
This Hill is for some reason immune to Lava.
*All the King of the Hill contestants look around to find that they have fallen through the Earth and are on the bottom of the Hill, in a lake of Lava.*
Welcome to Hades, Boys!Sir Dooble knockse bim into the surrounding Lava. Sir Dooble claims the Hill. Sir Dooble is King!