This boy called John and this girl called Sarah were dating. They have been for around a year now
One day John suggested to go out to dinner, but Sarah couldnt, since she was minding a little boy called Sam.
That night, John came over to stay with Sarah. Sarah wanted to lose her virginity to John since Sam was sleeping in the bottom bunk of his brothers bed.
John and Sarah then decided to have love on the top bunk of the bed. Saying "Lettuce" for harder and "Tomatoes!" for change positions
Sarah started shouting "Lettuce! Lettuce! Tomatoes! Lettuce! Tomatoes!"
Sam woke up and said "Stop making sandwiches. The mayonsiase is getting on my face"
