Guy 1 on CS:S: Do you turn into a zombie if you die in this game? (Keep in mind he sounded like an 8 year old)mr.tim: No, you turn into big fat carrots.mr.tim: tell your mom that you learned from counter strike that necrophillia is fun
And my personal favorite:
soo my sister like "Ima sleep in tha bed wit yuu" I'm like hell naw yuu in high school sleep in yoo own damn bed
GOD DAMN NO!!!!,THIS IS NOT HOW YOU loving DOWNLOAD IT AND I HAVE A NON-LAGGY HP LABTOP!!!
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