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The Beach Pwned Me

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SkyMaster:

Here's a step by step demonstration of what happened:

I was body surfing on a wave.

The wave was a little too strong.

I flipped over.

My face hit the sand and scraped it

(PWNED)

I kept rolling.

I lifted up and slammed on my back.

(DOUBLE PWNED)

Now my face has scabs, but my backs okay.

And for people who think I'm a wimp for being cut up by sand, wet sand is a non Newtonian fluid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

In other words, with pressure, it acts like a solid, with no pressure, it acts like a liquid, and that sand is hard as a rock (:3) when you slam into it

General Nick:

Ouch. I love body surfing though.

Doorman:

 :panda:

Oasis:

HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!

Jk, I feel your pain brother, I do...

Rughugger:

Could have been worse, could have hit your berries.

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