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Fortune cookie
Big Brother:
Cookie, get it right.
-opens cookie-
Kapturrith:
You are about to be crushed by a giant corn. (Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs)
- opens cookie -
lolzorz mcgee:
Look out for the head-humpers.
-opens cookie slowly-
Big Brother:
out pops a jack-in-the-box!
-opens cookie-
Tingalz:
the cookie shoots you in the face for trying to crack him open.
-eats cookie whole-