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| TheLegomaster:
--- Quote from: Lil Robot on August 30, 2009, 11:15:35 AM ---That was YOU? --- End quote --- O.o Also: You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: m or f You: m Stranger: f Stranger: u cute You: NO IM UGLY D': You have disconnected. You: I'M SAD D': You: I'M SAD D': Stranger: HE COMING TO GET ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! You: D': You: I"LL SAVE YOU Stranger: HE HAS HIS KNIFE You: TREE POWERS ACTIVATE Stranger: HOLY stuffTTTT! You: *GRABS SHOTGUN AND KILLS GUY* You: >:D You: HE DEAD You: YOU ALIVE? You: Uh You: Killer, you there? You: HELLO You: MISTER KILLER You: ANSWER ME PLEASE Stranger: IDHGUFGHJKFGHJDFKGHDFJKG Stranger: HES KILLING ME You: MISTER KILLER? You: KICK HIM Stranger: I DID You: IN THE CROTCH Stranger: I HAVE A BBALL BAT Stranger: JKSDFHGJGHFGJHDFGJFDGDF Stranger: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! You: POKE HIS EYES OUT You: I CAN"T HELP YOU Stranger: I HAVE HIS KNIFE MWAHAHAHHAHAHA You: I"M MILES AWAY FROM YOU You: :D You: Kill him now You: Stab him in the head You: That'll teach him. You: Bye now :D You: Have fun killing him Stranger: NOOOOOOOO! You: ? Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME You: Why are you typing here while you can kill him with that knife? You: Or the baseballbat? Stranger: HES DEAD You: :D You: Call the cops now You: I'll stay here. Stranger: OKAY Stranger: <333333333333 iloveyou Stranger: ahahahah You: :) Stranger: <33333333333333333333333333 Stranger: OH MY WHY ARE YOU SADDDDDDDD You: I'm not sad anymore :D You: :D :D :D Stranger: DID I MAKE U HAPPY? You: Yep :D You: What does the guy look like? Stranger: BLACK HAIR RED EYES Stranger: SATAN You: SATAN :O You: Are the cops here yet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| AGlass0fMilk:
--- Quote from: Stupid idiot trying to freak me out ---Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: where ya from? You: Nah Im good You: So You: How's your sister Stranger: shes fine thanks Stranger: hoes your mother? You: Good good... Stranger: heard she didnt like the threatment You: My mother is not a Hoe You: :( Stranger: last saturday You: I don't remember Stranger: she does You: We were out last saturday You: >.> Stranger: yeah? You: Your plans have been foiled Stranger: i meant your real mother Stranger: not that hoe You: Oh Stranger: son ur adopted Stranger: 4sho You: I didn't know you had a garden tool special interest You: >.> Stranger: look at ur self You: It's time I go You: See you later Stranger: ur not black --- End quote --- I lol'd --- Code: ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: i have an erection do you have one to ;) You: uhhh You: No You: >.> Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- End code --- Lol'd again. --- Code: ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: Are you the same one that called my mother a hoe You: D; --- End code --- Lol'd a third time. --- Code: ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HI There is a China boy....and you You: Man you people take a long time to type You: I love clocks You: They are lovey You: Do you like clocks? You: I love their big strong arms Stranger: clocks? You: No sheep You: Yes clocks Stranger: a little You: They are sooo good at telling time :D You: Duh duh duh Stranger: Where are you from? You: They should put elevator music in this chatroom thing You: Trees are delicious too You: I love plants You: Crayons taste good Stranger: Cool.... Stranger: Crazy man right? Stranger: I like sports You: Calling me crazy? You: They say I'm crazy but I'm not crazy you're all crazy I'm the only one who's not crazy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D You: YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS You: YOU LOSE You: GOOD DAY SIR --- End code --- |
| AGlass0fMilk:
I found a way to make everyone disconnect from you. Speak Hebrew, they'll go: --- Code: ---You: אתה אוהב לדבר עברית Stranger: ? disconnect --- End code --- Lol |
| Tophius:
Oh sweet Jesus. Skip to the bottom-ish part. --- Quote ---Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: i am using a prison computer You: u in jail? You: or a cop? You: hello?? Stranger: im in jail Stranger: sorrry, i have to tell people its pirson prosedure You: its ok lol. Stranger: i am in san quentin You: i am in london Stranger: oh i have been to london You: do u like it? Stranger: yeah its better than where i am now Stranger: do you know north london at all? You: I dont go there much You: but ya Stranger: my name is Joe You: Christine Stranger: hello Christine You: hello Stranger: that's my daughters name You: ah. :) Stranger: im sorry it must be a it strange to talk to me, i haven't really seen people in many years You: its ok lol =) You: its not very strange Stranger: i have been here for about 9 years so my social skills arent what they used to be unfortunately You: thats so sad. :( You: when will you get out? Stranger: well, i probably deserve it Stranger: i'm up for parole in 4 years Stranger: but my sentence is 24 to life You: if u dont mind me asking, what did u do? Stranger: ah i thought it would come up but dont worry Stranger: i held up a conveince store in 1999 and i shot two people Stranger: one died but the other one was a cop so i ended up getting a long sentence You: YOU BASTARD MY FATHER DIED IN A CONVIENIANCE STORE You have disconnected. --- End quote --- Yeah, I spoke like that to make sure he'd fall for it. :cookieMonster: I'm a bit skeptical, too. |
| Khorde:
You: working is for chumps Stranger: I love you You: good Stranger: hello You: thanks You: I NEEDED THAT Stranger: lol Stranger: where u from You: roblox You: u? You: U? Stranger: USA/NJ You: k cool You: want to play jenga Stranger: ASL? Stranger: yeah You: whats an asl You: im a girl who just got internets Stranger: age love location You: 8 yes roblox Stranger: myspace? You: no i have a roblox acount though You: and a photobucket Stranger: cool Stranger: whats the roblox You: roblox is a game with cakes You: i have to pee bye Stranger: no the account and then You: hi Stranger: hi! You: want to be bets frends You: ferever Stranger: 25 m spain Stranger: you? Stranger: looooooool Stranger: ok.. You: 8 yes roblox Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: hi You: whats the code for galaga You: helo You: u there You: whats an asl Stranger: 12233445 You: no i tryed that Stranger: ass sucking loser. Stranger: thats what asl means. You: ok You: thx ur nice i didnt know You: nobody would telled me Stranger: Did someone say that to you? You: no You: they say asl? and say some random stuff You: this guy telled me 28 m spain You: and i said You: 8 yes roblox Stranger: When that happens, you tell them about your raging hard boner. That will usually clear your problem. You: but im an girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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