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lol omegle conversations
TheLegomaster:
--- Quote from: Lil Robot on August 30, 2009, 11:15:35 AM ---That was YOU?
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O.o
Also:
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: f
Stranger: u cute
You: NO IM UGLY D':
You have disconnected.
You: I'M SAD D':
You: I'M SAD D':
Stranger: HE COMING TO GET ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
You: D':
You: I"LL SAVE YOU
Stranger: HE HAS HIS KNIFE
You: TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
Stranger: HOLY stuffTTTT!
You: *GRABS SHOTGUN AND KILLS GUY*
You: >:D
You: HE DEAD
You: YOU ALIVE?
You: Uh
You: Killer, you there?
You: HELLO
You: MISTER KILLER
You: ANSWER ME PLEASE
Stranger: IDHGUFGHJKFGHJDFKGHDFJKG
Stranger: HES KILLING ME
You: MISTER KILLER?
You: KICK HIM
Stranger: I DID
You: IN THE CROTCH
Stranger: I HAVE A BBALL BAT
Stranger: JKSDFHGJGHFGJHDFGJFDGDF
Stranger: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
You: POKE HIS EYES OUT
You: I CAN"T HELP YOU
Stranger: I HAVE HIS KNIFE MWAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: I"M MILES AWAY FROM YOU
You: :D
You: Kill him now
You: Stab him in the head
You: That'll teach him.
You: Bye now :D
You: Have fun killing him
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO!
You: ?
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME
You: Why are you typing here while you can kill him with that knife?
You: Or the baseballbat?
Stranger: HES DEAD
You: :D
You: Call the cops now
You: I'll stay here.
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: <333333333333 iloveyou
Stranger: ahahahah
You: :)
Stranger: <33333333333333333333333333
Stranger: OH MY WHY ARE YOU SADDDDDDDD
You: I'm not sad anymore :D
You: :D :D :D
Stranger: DID I MAKE U HAPPY?
You: Yep :D
You: What does the guy look like?
Stranger: BLACK HAIR RED EYES
Stranger: SATAN
You: SATAN :O
You: Are the cops here yet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AGlass0fMilk:
--- Quote from: Stupid idiot trying to freak me out ---Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: where ya from?
You: Nah Im good
You: So
You: How's your sister
Stranger: shes fine thanks
Stranger: hoes your mother?
You: Good good...
Stranger: heard she didnt like the threatment
You: My mother is not a Hoe
You: :(
Stranger: last saturday
You: I don't remember
Stranger: she does
You: We were out last saturday
You: >.>
Stranger: yeah?
You: Your plans have been foiled
Stranger: i meant your real mother
Stranger: not that hoe
You: Oh
Stranger: son ur adopted
Stranger: 4sho
You: I didn't know you had a garden tool special interest
You: >.>
Stranger: look at ur self
You: It's time I go
You: See you later
Stranger: ur not black
--- End quote ---
I lol'd
--- Code: ---Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i have an erection do you have one to ;)
You: uhhh
You: No
You: >.>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--- End code ---
Lol'd again.
--- Code: ---Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you the same one that called my mother a hoe
You: D;
--- End code ---
Lol'd a third time.
--- Code: ---Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HI There is a China boy....and you
You: Man you people take a long time to type
You: I love clocks
You: They are lovey
You: Do you like clocks?
You: I love their big strong arms
Stranger: clocks?
You: No sheep
You: Yes clocks
Stranger: a little
You: They are sooo good at telling time :D
You: Duh duh duh
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: They should put elevator music in this chatroom thing
You: Trees are delicious too
You: I love plants
You: Crayons taste good
Stranger: Cool....
Stranger: Crazy man right?
Stranger: I like sports
You: Calling me crazy?
You: They say I'm crazy but I'm not crazy you're all crazy I'm the only one who's not crazy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
You: YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
You: YOU LOSE
You: GOOD DAY SIR
--- End code ---
AGlass0fMilk:
I found a way to make everyone disconnect from you.
Speak Hebrew, they'll go:
--- Code: ---You: אתה אוהב לדבר עברית
Stranger: ?
disconnect
--- End code ---
Lol
Tophius:
Oh sweet Jesus. Skip to the bottom-ish part.
--- Quote ---Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i am using a prison computer
You: u in jail?
You: or a cop?
You: hello??
Stranger: im in jail
Stranger: sorrry, i have to tell people its pirson prosedure
You: its ok lol.
Stranger: i am in san quentin
You: i am in london
Stranger: oh i have been to london
You: do u like it?
Stranger: yeah its better than where i am now
Stranger: do you know north london at all?
You: I dont go there much
You: but ya
Stranger: my name is Joe
You: Christine
Stranger: hello Christine
You: hello
Stranger: that's my daughters name
You: ah. :)
Stranger: im sorry it must be a it strange to talk to me, i haven't really seen people in many years
You: its ok lol =)
You: its not very strange
Stranger: i have been here for about 9 years so my social skills arent what they used to be unfortunately
You: thats so sad. :(
You: when will you get out?
Stranger: well, i probably deserve it
Stranger: i'm up for parole in 4 years
Stranger: but my sentence is 24 to life
You: if u dont mind me asking, what did u do?
Stranger: ah i thought it would come up but dont worry
Stranger: i held up a conveince store in 1999 and i shot two people
Stranger: one died but the other one was a cop so i ended up getting a long sentence
You: YOU BASTARD MY FATHER DIED IN A CONVIENIANCE STORE
You have disconnected.
--- End quote ---
Yeah, I spoke like that to make sure he'd fall for it. :cookieMonster:
I'm a bit skeptical, too.
Khorde:
You: working is for chumps
Stranger: I love you
You: good
Stranger: hello
You: thanks
You: I NEEDED THAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where u from
You: roblox
You: u?
You: U?
Stranger: USA/NJ
You: k cool
You: want to play jenga
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: yeah
You: whats an asl
You: im a girl who just got internets
Stranger: age love location
You: 8 yes roblox
Stranger: myspace?
You: no i have a roblox acount though
You: and a photobucket
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whats the roblox
You: roblox is a game with cakes
You: i have to pee bye
Stranger: no the account
and then
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: want to be bets frends
You: ferever
Stranger: 25 m spain
Stranger: you?
Stranger: looooooool
Stranger: ok..
You: 8 yes roblox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats the code for galaga
You: helo
You: u there
You: whats an asl
Stranger: 12233445
You: no i tryed that
Stranger: ass sucking loser.
Stranger: thats what asl means.
You: ok
You: thx ur nice i didnt know
You: nobody would telled me
Stranger: Did someone say that to you?
You: no
You: they say asl? and say some random stuff
You: this guy telled me 28 m spain
You: and i said
You: 8 yes roblox
Stranger: When that happens, you tell them about your raging hard boner. That will usually clear your problem.
You: but im an girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.