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| kakashi11:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Connecting to server... You: Connecting to server... Stranger: yo You: hello Stranger: uo You: Server found, Requesting spot... You: Spot found, joining..... You: HOLY FURRYresearch BATMAN You: nonotrly Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| Khorde:
--- Quote from: Megaguy213 on August 30, 2009, 05:22:08 PM --- :cookieMonster: --- Code: ---You: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. You: IVE GOT BALLS OF STEAL. You: BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS You: WILD ABRA APPERS. You: GO,PIKACHU! You: ABRA USES TELEPORT. Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- End code --- --- End quote --- --- Quote from: Annoying Orangeetfan on August 30, 2009, 08:57:08 PM ---something to do with charzard --- End quote --- Learn how to spell Charizard and properly use Duke Nukem memes. |
| chaseyqurt:
--- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: First rule of fight club Stranger: ? You: Do not talk about fight club Stranger: Correct You: What do I win? Stranger: Brad Pitt shirtless Stranger: So hot You: Oh my god... You: My dreams have come true. You: That you Stranger. You: Thank* Stranger: Your welcome I hope you enjoy him You: I will... You: /me skips off into the distance with the lovey man on his back. You have disconnected. --- End quote --- --- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: asl Stranger: 15 female usa You: Damn... You: Well uh... You: I don't want to go to jail. You: So yeah. You: This conversation is over. Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- End quote --- |
| Joeboy:
You: RAWRRR Stranger: Hello mortal Stranger: I am God You: :D Stranger: Bow before me You: yo waddup der omnipotent dude Stranger: Ask me anything... for I know all... You: ok :D You: got milk? Stranger: YES Stranger: I USE IT TO MAKE FAKE CHESE You: good stuff Stranger: CHEESE Stranger: CHEESE Stranger: CHEESE Stranger: CHEESE Stranger: CHEESE You: CHEESE Stranger: CHEESE Stranger: FAKE CHEESE You: D: Stranger: MMMFAKECHEESETASTESGOOD You: REAL CHEESE Stranger: NOOOOO You: REEAALLLCHEESE Stranger: NOT REAL CHEESE!!! Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE? Stranger: YOU'VE KILLED ME Stranger: AAAAA You: REAL ORGANIC CHEESE MUHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: I'M MEEEEELTING Stranger: MELLLLLLTING Stranger: MELLTING I TELL YOU MELLTING Stranger: Splurble Stranger: warble You: hmmm Stranger: slosh Stranger: splup You: melting perhaps? Stranger: We are sorry to inform you that i are dead Stranger: srsly You: n'awww D: Stranger: stop hangin round Stranger: im dead Stranger: D Stranger: E Stranger: A Stranger: D Stranger: you aint got no alibi You: period Stranger: you dead Stranger: yeah Stranger: yeah Stranger: you dead Stranger: or i dead Stranger: what ever You: i can't die tho! You: i'm an entity You: D: You: entities can die? You: faack You: hmm Stranger: hehehe Stranger: oh wait im dead Stranger: dammn You: what's it like to be dead then? Stranger: well.. Stranger: I'm GOD You: i've always wondered Stranger: ive allways lived in heaven Stranger: so.. Stranger: crap Stranger: its crap You: it must be Stranger: there are just a load of fricken angels! Stranger: singing Stranger: all Stranger: the Stranger: time You: duude Stranger: theyre not even hot angels Stranger: theyre like... Stranger: aliens Stranger: with two heads You: D: Stranger: and it gets tiering walkin on clouds all the time Stranger: i think im gonna commit post-mortem Self Delete You: how? You: you are imortal? Stranger: yeah... You: hang on Stranger: but... Stranger: im god i can do anything Stranger: ha Stranger: chew on that You: you could implode on yourself i guess Stranger: stick that up your pipe and smoke it!!!! You: =/ You: no thanks dude You: D: You: i think i'll leave it where it is Stranger: right Stranger: Well Stranger: I'm a busy man Stranger: you know.. being God You: yeah Stranger: so i better... Stranger: go Stranger: wash Stranger: my You: alright then Stranger: beans Stranger: okay You: beans need washin' Stranger: you hang up first!!! You: noooo You: you go, you're GOD Stranger: okay Your conversational partner has disconnected. my best one so far methinks :D |
| Cheemo:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: im 18 male from england u? You: lol. You: i'm 1337 from /b/ Stranger: ur a boob Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- Code: ---Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi im male You: hi male You: my name is stranger You: don't talk to strangers little boy Stranger: i know Stranger: my father say that You: i am you father Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: that is a lie Stranger: my father dies in the clone wars You: lol u lie You: i die after i get aids You: osht aids he- You have disconnected. --- End code --- |
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