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lol omegle conversations
kakashi11:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Connecting to server...
You: Connecting to server...
Stranger: yo
You: hello
Stranger: uo
You: Server found, Requesting spot...
You: Spot found, joining.....
You: HOLY FURRYresearch BATMAN
You: nonotrly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Khorde:
--- Quote from: Megaguy213 on August 30, 2009, 05:22:08 PM --- :cookieMonster:
--- Code: ---You: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
You: IVE GOT BALLS OF STEAL.
You: BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
You: WILD ABRA APPERS.
You: GO,PIKACHU!
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT.
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--- Quote from: Annoying Orangeetfan on August 30, 2009, 08:57:08 PM ---something to do with charzard
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Learn how to spell Charizard and properly use Duke Nukem memes.
chaseyqurt:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: First rule of fight club
Stranger: ?
You: Do not talk about fight club
Stranger: Correct
You: What do I win?
Stranger: Brad Pitt shirtless
Stranger: So hot
You: Oh my god...
You: My dreams have come true.
You: That you Stranger.
You: Thank*
Stranger: Your welcome I hope you enjoy him
You: I will...
You: /me skips off into the distance with the lovey man on his back.
You have disconnected.
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--- Quote ---Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: 15 female usa
You: Damn...
You: Well uh...
You: I don't want to go to jail.
You: So yeah.
You: This conversation is over.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Joeboy:
You: RAWRRR
Stranger: Hello mortal
Stranger: I am God
You: :D
Stranger: Bow before me
You: yo waddup der omnipotent dude
Stranger: Ask me anything... for I know all...
You: ok :D
You: got milk?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I USE IT TO MAKE FAKE CHESE
You: good stuff
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
You: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: FAKE CHEESE
You: D:
Stranger: MMMFAKECHEESETASTESGOOD
You: REAL CHEESE
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: REEAALLLCHEESE
Stranger: NOT REAL CHEESE!!!
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE?
Stranger: YOU'VE KILLED ME
Stranger: AAAAA
You: REAL ORGANIC CHEESE MUHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I'M MEEEEELTING
Stranger: MELLLLLLTING
Stranger: MELLTING I TELL YOU MELLTING
Stranger: Splurble
Stranger: warble
You: hmmm
Stranger: slosh
Stranger: splup
You: melting perhaps?
Stranger: We are sorry to inform you that i are dead
Stranger: srsly
You: n'awww D:
Stranger: stop hangin round
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: D
Stranger: E
Stranger: A
Stranger: D
Stranger: you aint got no alibi
You: period
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: or i dead
Stranger: what ever
You: i can't die tho!
You: i'm an entity
You: D:
You: entities can die?
You: faack
You: hmm
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: oh wait im dead
Stranger: dammn
You: what's it like to be dead then?
Stranger: well..
Stranger: I'm GOD
You: i've always wondered
Stranger: ive allways lived in heaven
Stranger: so..
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its crap
You: it must be
Stranger: there are just a load of fricken angels!
Stranger: singing
Stranger: all
Stranger: the
Stranger: time
You: duude
Stranger: theyre not even hot angels
Stranger: theyre like...
Stranger: aliens
Stranger: with two heads
You: D:
Stranger: and it gets tiering walkin on clouds all the time
Stranger: i think im gonna commit post-mortem Self Delete
You: how?
You: you are imortal?
Stranger: yeah...
You: hang on
Stranger: but...
Stranger: im god i can do anything
Stranger: ha
Stranger: chew on that
You: you could implode on yourself i guess
Stranger: stick that up your pipe and smoke it!!!!
You: =/
You: no thanks dude
You: D:
You: i think i'll leave it where it is
Stranger: right
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm a busy man
Stranger: you know.. being God
You: yeah
Stranger: so i better...
Stranger: go
Stranger: wash
Stranger: my
You: alright then
Stranger: beans
Stranger: okay
You: beans need washin'
Stranger: you hang up first!!!
You: noooo
You: you go, you're GOD
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my best one so far methinks :D
Cheemo:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: im 18 male from england u?
You: lol.
You: i'm 1337 from /b/
Stranger: ur a boob
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi im male
You: hi male
You: my name is stranger
You: don't talk to strangers little boy
Stranger: i know
Stranger: my father say that
You: i am you father
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: that is a lie
Stranger: my father dies in the clone wars
You: lol u lie
You: i die after i get aids
You: osht aids he-
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