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lol omegle conversations
General Nick:
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i win.
Netwars4:
*high five*
--- Quote ---A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi. Tell me your darkest secret, since we don't know eachother
You: hello
You: hello
Stranger: :D
You: I have part of a banana peel in my ass, does that count?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: s
Stranger: omg whyy?
You: Well it turns out that when you offer ass to a primate, it doesnt end with cum.
You: at least, not from the monkey.
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: what?
You: Oh I'm just kidding
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: thanks god
Stranger: x)
You: I actually just have an amazing special interest for pregnant women
Stranger: really??
You: but thats no secret
You: so I guess I don't have any secrets, see ya!
You have disconnected.
--- End quote ---
:cookieMonster:
General Nick:
BABY BUMPS EWWW
Kerog:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: PROPANE
You: AND PROPANE ACCESORIES
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: WHO CARES!
You: IM HANK HILL
You: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Stranger: HAHA
You: DAMNIT BOBBY!
Stranger: ARE YOU HIGH
You: NO, IM LOOKING FOR THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
You: YEAH IM LOOKING FOR SOME TAP AND DYE, AND SOME WD40
Stranger: GOOGLE MAPS IS YOUR FRIEND
You: LETS SAY I WANT A HAMMER. YOU KNOW WHAT A HAMMER IS? YES! I WANT A DAMNED HAMMER.
You: NOW WHERE THE HELL DO I GO?
Stranger: TO ANY HARDWARE SHOP YOU DUMBASS!
You: YOUR FIRED!
You have disconnected.
Netwars4:
>:D