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| Korabar:
This guy made me lol so hard. --- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: my richard is 5 inches is that small? You: no. Stranger: really You: really Stranger: u m or f You: f Stranger: Can i show u pic of it and tell me what u think? You: no. --- End quote --- I loving lol'd Another helpess idiot on the internet. --- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: 404-334-6285 Stranger: call me please You: k Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. --- End quote --- Someone call him/her. A...lesbian? Trading pics with me? No worries, the pic is clean. --- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: im lesbian u? You: yeah Stranger: cool want to ttrade pics You: sure. Stranger: 2 secs You: k Stranger: now Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/21c5amt.jpg You have disconnected. --- End quote --- Offtopic: King of Page 5! |
| DrMobius:
404 |
| Korabar:
--- Quote from: Lord Pie on August 27, 2009, 07:09:47 PM ---404 --- End quote --- Let me guess, it was a joke number? |
| Valen:
Talked to a ghost and learned so many things :D Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: boo! You: Who was phone? Stranger: im a ghost You: Omg You: A ghoats You: GHOATS You: AHHHH NOOOE Stranger: dont worry Stranger: im a nice ghosts You: yay C; Stranger: not all ghosts r mean You: Like capser You: riiiiight? Stranger: more like slimer You: Oh You: :c Stranger: i just eat alot You: Like a boomer You: On l4D You: o: You: don't puke on my plox Stranger: ill try not too You: :D You: So like wat do ghoats usually do You: ? Stranger: pretty much the same as u You: :O Stranger: but no one notices cause u know, were ghosts You: Can you change your melecular structure at will >:D Stranger: like right now, im just filing taxes n listening to music Stranger: sometimes, it hurts though You: Ah You: Taxes can hurt your wallet :c Stranger: i dont have a wallet jackass Stranger: im a ghost Stranger: no pants You: Hawt damn You: I sorry Stranger: no im sorry Stranger: im just tired of the sterotypes You: Ah You: Are you a black ghost You: I heard that they listen to music Stranger: forget no Stranger: i cant stand them nighosts You: Ah haha You: Asian ghost? You: Jew ghost Stranger: white ghost You: A white jew ghost? Stranger: no, just white You: So if you are a ghost You: What religion are you O: Stranger: none Stranger: thats what made me a ghost in the 1st place You: stuff Stranger: i have nowhere to go You: Ima be a ghost too D: You: Is it bad? Stranger: hell no, it kicks ass You: :D You: sweet You: What is the best part o: Stranger: well, alot of the girl ghosts like to make their boobs bigger when they die You: Ah Stranger: cause they dont know how badly it hurts to change their molecular structure You: D: You: Just take the pain You: :D You: !!!?!? Stranger: so they make their boobs bigger n they just stay like that cause after they know how bad it hurts Stranger: n dont wanna make them smaller again You: Ah You: So I could In theory You: Of course You: Make my hand You: Into a sword? You: Because that is my dream Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: u wouldnt be the 1st to do that though You: Ah You: Who was teh first? You: the* Stranger: i think it was thomas jefferson, but its still unclear who exactly was first' You: mmk You: Any one made a samus Aran arm cannon yet :D? You: I would do that You: Wait no You: Megaman arm You: way cooler Stranger: forgetin stupid ass elvis, he made one of his arms a guitar... You: ahaha Stranger: but his music sucks now cause he can only play with 1 arm You: Ah that is too bad You: ;c Stranger: dumb ass, shouldve thought that one all the way through You: Yah xD You: Who was phone? Stranger: huh? You: Who was the phone? You: If I remember correctly Richard Nixon You: But I'm not certain Stranger: alexander bell You: O; You: Links or bullstuff Stranger: u lost me Stranger: so i shall go now You: Ghosts are boring >:I Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| DrMobius:
nice inb4kerog |
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