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| Valen:
You: I am a weasle Stranger: hi You: Snarfer snarf You: Ffffff You: Fff You: F You: Hisss Stranger: u is f? You: weasle's have no gender You: :) You: What do you think about that? Stranger: no have opinion |
| CHEESE:
--- Quote from: Omegle ---Stranger: hey Stranger: sup Stranger: whats going on You: Blockland.us You: That's what's up. Stranger: whats blockland You: An online Sandbox building game. Stranger: any good? You: With cool guns, and yes. You: And you can make your own guns, vehicles, and faces for your little mini-figure. Stranger: are you here to advertise for the site? You: No. You: You said "sup". Stranger: ah Stranger: so you're multi tasking Stranger: playing blockland You: Pretty much. Stranger: in another window Stranger: so if its such a cool game Stranger: why are you onomegle You: Someone posted a link on the Blockland Forums for it. You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=81541.0 Stranger: i see Stranger: okay Stranger: its a MMO gmae right? You: Not massive, but we have more than 15,000 players. Stranger: how many users per game? You: And it costs money. Stranger: oh i thought it was free You: It can range from 2 - 52 people a server. Stranger: a lot of competition out there for pay to play Stranger: what makes blockland better than other p2p You: Just a one-time fee of $19.95 USD. You: Others you have to keep subscribing. Stranger: now you sound like you are advertising Stranger: so is this like a first person shooter? Stranger: or a strategy game Stranger: real time strategy You: Sort of both. Stranger: hmm You: You build with your friends, You: Make new friends, Stranger: like.. natural selection You: Play deathmatches, and more. Stranger: you ever heard of Natural Selection? You: No, I haven't. Stranger: thats a good FPS/RTS game You: I should try it sometime. Stranger: NS2 is coming out soon Stranger: based on the CS source engine You: Ah. Stranger: basically you have a squad of real people Stranger: 1 person play as commander Stranger: can drop resources upgrade weapons You: And others as infantry. Stranger: he/she will tell you what to build and where to build Stranger: commanders play a top-down view Stranger: they have access to intel Stranger: and the rest are grunts Stranger: you do your job You: Inteligence; you always need it in a game. You: I have to go. Stranger: haha Stranger: okay Stranger: bye --- End quote --- |
| Korabar:
Baby bump for a guy that was high! --- Quote ---Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey, kids. How you boys doin'? You: hey creepfile, how you doin'? Stranger: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? You: nope. Stranger: We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace. You: oh. Stranger: You do remember your business partner, don't you? Now, let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right? You: Darn, I better watch out. You: yup. Stranger: Good. Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'? You: Pancakes and eggs. Stranger: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers? You: chicken hamburger. Stranger: No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box? Where? You: McDonalds. Stranger: Big Kahuna Burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they? You: Good. Stranger: You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? You: yup. Stranger: This is a tasty burger! Vincent! You ever had a Big Kahuna burger? Want a bite? They're real tasty. Stranger: Vincent: I an't hungry Stranger: Well, if you like burgers, give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France? You: what? Stranger: A Royale with Cheese. You know why they call it that? You: why? Stranger: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherforgeter. That's right. The metric system. Stranger: [picks up drink] Stranger: What's in this? You: wow. What've you been smoking? Stranger: Sprite. Good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with? Stranger: *sip* Stranger: Aaaah! Stranger: That hit the spot. You: forget you! You drank my damn sprite! Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid. Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid. You: We got the stuff hid under My Nose. Stranger: I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing! You were sayin'? Stranger: Man on couch: It's in the cupboard. You: k Stranger: N-No, the one by your kn-knees. Stranger: [Vincent finds a briefcase] Stranger: We happy? Stranger: Vincent? You: yeah. Except you still drank my damn sprite! Stranger: We happy? Stranger: Vincent: Yeah, we happy Stranger: ... You: Hey man, you still need to pay for my damn sprite. Stranger: My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this stuff. You: k You: I was shooting your mom, then she screamed oooOOOooOOhhhh! Stranger: *BLAM* Stranger: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? You: nope Stranger: I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue. You were saying something about "best intentions." What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? You: a slut Stranger: What country you from? You: MArs Stranger: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? You: yeah Stranger: English, motherforgeter! Do you speak it!? Stranger: yes! Stranger: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Stranger: yes You: you're the stranger. Stranger: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! You: A slut Stranger: Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherforgeter! Say "what" one more goddamn time! You: what Stranger: Go on! You: what what what, what what, whatwhatwhatwhat! Stranger: Does he look like a bitch? You: yes! Stranger: *BLAM* Stranger: Does he look... like a bitch? You: what Stranger: Then why you tryin' to forget him like a bitch? You: what what. Stranger: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to forget him. Stranger: But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be forgeted by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You: what what whatwhatwhat! Stranger: You read the Bible, Brett? You: what. Stranger: Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. Stranger: "The path of the righteous man... is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish... and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper... and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD... WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!" Stranger: *BLAM* You: romans what 19 what 16 says! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. --- End quote --- |
| Stealth xD:
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: are you a boy Stranger: ? You: ya Stranger: im wet for you You: o_o Stranger: i want you tiny richard in my large vag You: what does that mean Stranger: i want your tiny richard You: your strange You: hello Stranger: blow me Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was very uncomfortable |
| TheGamer:
--- Quote ---Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello Stranger: Good day. Stranger: Would you like to hear a story? You: sure Stranger: In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea. Stranger: And he told of us his life in the land of submarines. You: i bet he dies at the end Stranger: Man I just lost at hearts and in turn lost the game, but back to my story... Stranger: So we sailed onto the sun Stranger: Till we found the sea of green Stranger: and we lived beneath the waves Stranger: in our yellow submarine Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine Stranger: yellow submarine yellow submarine Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine yellow submarine Stranger: and our friends are all aboard Stranger: many more of them live next door Your conversational partner has disconnected. --- End quote --- |
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