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lol omegle conversations
Valen:
You: I am a weasle
Stranger: hi
You: Snarfer snarf
You: Ffffff
You: Fff
You: F
You: Hisss
Stranger: u is f?
You: weasle's have no gender
You: :)
You: What do you think about that?
Stranger: no have opinion
CHEESE:
--- Quote from: Omegle ---Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup
Stranger: whats going on
You: Blockland.us
You: That's what's up.
Stranger: whats blockland
You: An online Sandbox building game.
Stranger: any good?
You: With cool guns, and yes.
You: And you can make your own guns, vehicles, and faces for your little mini-figure.
Stranger: are you here to advertise for the site?
You: No.
You: You said "sup".
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so you're multi tasking
Stranger: playing blockland
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: in another window
Stranger: so if its such a cool game
Stranger: why are you onomegle
You: Someone posted a link on the Blockland Forums for it.
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=81541.0
Stranger: i see
Stranger: okay
Stranger: its a MMO gmae right?
You: Not massive, but we have more than 15,000 players.
Stranger: how many users per game?
You: And it costs money.
Stranger: oh i thought it was free
You: It can range from 2 - 52 people a server.
Stranger: a lot of competition out there for pay to play
Stranger: what makes blockland better than other p2p
You: Just a one-time fee of $19.95 USD.
You: Others you have to keep subscribing.
Stranger: now you sound like you are advertising
Stranger: so is this like a first person shooter?
Stranger: or a strategy game
Stranger: real time strategy
You: Sort of both.
Stranger: hmm
You: You build with your friends,
You: Make new friends,
Stranger: like.. natural selection
You: Play deathmatches, and more.
Stranger: you ever heard of Natural Selection?
You: No, I haven't.
Stranger: thats a good FPS/RTS game
You: I should try it sometime.
Stranger: NS2 is coming out soon
Stranger: based on the CS source engine
You: Ah.
Stranger: basically you have a squad of real people
Stranger: 1 person play as commander
Stranger: can drop resources upgrade weapons
You: And others as infantry.
Stranger: he/she will tell you what to build and where to build
Stranger: commanders play a top-down view
Stranger: they have access to intel
Stranger: and the rest are grunts
Stranger: you do your job
You: Inteligence; you always need it in a game.
You: I have to go.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye
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Korabar:
Baby bump for a guy that was high!
--- Quote ---Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey, kids. How you boys doin'?
You: hey creepfile, how you doin'?
Stranger: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are?
You: nope.
Stranger: We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace.
You: oh.
Stranger: You do remember your business partner, don't you? Now, let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
You: Darn, I better watch out.
You: yup.
Stranger: Good. Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
You: Pancakes and eggs.
Stranger: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
You: chicken hamburger.
Stranger: No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box? Where?
You: McDonalds.
Stranger: Big Kahuna Burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
You: Good.
Stranger: You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
You: yup.
Stranger: This is a tasty burger! Vincent! You ever had a Big Kahuna burger? Want a bite? They're real tasty.
Stranger: Vincent: I an't hungry
Stranger: Well, if you like burgers, give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?
You: what?
Stranger: A Royale with Cheese. You know why they call it that?
You: why?
Stranger: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherforgeter. That's right. The metric system.
Stranger: [picks up drink]
Stranger: What's in this?
You: wow. What've you been smoking?
Stranger: Sprite. Good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Stranger: *sip*
Stranger: Aaaah!
Stranger: That hit the spot.
You: forget you! You drank my damn sprite!
Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid.
Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid.
You: We got the stuff hid under My Nose.
Stranger: I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing! You were sayin'?
Stranger: Man on couch: It's in the cupboard.
You: k
Stranger: N-No, the one by your kn-knees.
Stranger: [Vincent finds a briefcase]
Stranger: We happy?
Stranger: Vincent?
You: yeah. Except you still drank my damn sprite!
Stranger: We happy?
Stranger: Vincent: Yeah, we happy
Stranger: ...
You: Hey man, you still need to pay for my damn sprite.
Stranger: My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this stuff.
You: k
You: I was shooting your mom, then she screamed oooOOOooOOhhhh!
Stranger: *BLAM*
Stranger: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
You: nope
Stranger: I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue. You were saying something about "best intentions." What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
You: a slut
Stranger: What country you from?
You: MArs
Stranger: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
You: yeah
Stranger: English, motherforgeter! Do you speak it!?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Stranger: yes
You: you're the stranger.
Stranger: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
You: A slut
Stranger: Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherforgeter! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
You: what
Stranger: Go on!
You: what what what, what what, whatwhatwhatwhat!
Stranger: Does he look like a bitch?
You: yes!
Stranger: *BLAM*
Stranger: Does he look... like a bitch?
You: what
Stranger: Then why you tryin' to forget him like a bitch?
You: what what.
Stranger: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to forget him.
Stranger: But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be forgeted by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
You: what what whatwhatwhat!
Stranger: You read the Bible, Brett?
You: what.
Stranger: Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17.
Stranger: "The path of the righteous man...
is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish...
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who,
in the name of charity and goodwill,
shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly
his brother's keeper...
and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance...
and furious anger...
those who attempt to poison
and destroy My brothers!
AND YOU WILL KNOW
MY NAME IS THE LORD...
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE
UPON THEE!"
Stranger: *BLAM*
You: romans what 19 what 16 says!
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Stealth xD:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you a boy
Stranger: ?
You: ya
Stranger: im wet for you
You: o_o
Stranger: i want you tiny richard in my large vag
You: what does that mean
Stranger: i want your tiny richard
You: your strange
You: hello
Stranger: blow me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was very uncomfortable
TheGamer:
--- Quote ---Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: Good day.
Stranger: Would you like to hear a story?
You: sure
Stranger: In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea.
Stranger: And he told of us his life in the land of submarines.
You: i bet he dies at the end
Stranger: Man I just lost at hearts and in turn lost the game, but back to my story...
Stranger: So we sailed onto the sun
Stranger: Till we found the sea of green
Stranger: and we lived beneath the waves
Stranger: in our yellow submarine
Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine
Stranger: yellow submarine yellow submarine
Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine yellow submarine
Stranger: and our friends are all aboard
Stranger: many more of them live next door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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