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lol omegle conversations
kakashi11:
Kakashi11 here with blockland, you build, destory, and use your creativeaty to make anythign
Drak:
You: Jimmy, it is happening.
You: You told me to find you when it was time - they are coming.
You: The zombies, Jimmy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Korabar:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: nice to meet ya
Stranger: =D
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ^^
You: YOU FIND A WILD ABRA!
Stranger: ^^'
Stranger: :'D
You: YOU RAPE THE WILD ABRA!
You: WILD ABRA DIES OF SUFFOCATION!
Stranger: I'm french btw
You: k
Stranger: excuse me to be french that's horrible for me
You: France is awesome.
Stranger: Oh rly
You: ya
Stranger: tell me why
You: It's the City of lights, and the Eiffel Tower.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you are from?
Stranger: FROM WHERE
You: USA! USA!
Stranger: ALRIGHT
Stranger: HOW ARE THE USA?
Stranger: IS THAT AN AWESOME COUNTRY?
You: USA ARE GOOD. WE GOT FAT PEOPLE, HOT DOGS, FOOTBALL, AND BELCHING FOOTBALL FANS. AND THE GRAND CANYON. AWESOME FORESTS, TOO.
Stranger: why you call that football
Stranger: I mean you rarely use your feet to hit the ball
Stranger: for us in france football = soccer
You: I don't know. I know somewhere they call "Soccer" Football.
You: oh.
Stranger: your football we call it american football
Stranger: that's not true football
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Are you a boy?
You: yup.
Stranger: How old?
You: 19
Stranger: nice
Stranger: could I lick your navel?
You: ok...
Stranger: come on
Stranger: are you fat?
You: nope.
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
You: no.
Stranger: have u ever had a girlfriend?
You: Yeah. Infact, we broke up a little less than a month ago.
Stranger: are you virgin?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: btw all french boys are gay remmeber that
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This one scared the living stuff out of me after what this person said, I immediately left, terrified.
Stealth xD:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: i done a poopoo
Stranger: but i get bullied at school
You: 0_0
Stranger: because of my poop pants
Stranger: :(
You: umm ok i feel srry for you
Stranger: can u help me
Stranger: i wna kill myself
You: use the bathroom before school and every posible time and dont kill your self
Stranger: shut u forgetin fat face you homo
You: ... im srry
Stranger: before i personally come over and slice u
Stranger: yeah homo
Stranger: you are sorry
You: ya ok
Stranger: bitch ass fool
Stranger: you messed with the wrong monday
You: im srry
You: hello
You: ok ima go now
You have disconnected.
lol
Korabar:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: wanna cam2cam?
You: sure.
Stranger: asl?
You: female 19 USA
Stranger: mm cool
Stranger: would u forget a minor baby?
Stranger: im 16
You: er... nope. I got in real trouble last time.
Stranger: i promise you wont
Stranger: i just wanna forget you
Stranger: k babe?
You: I don't want to get another probation time.
Stranger: you wont
Stranger: i just wanna forget
Stranger: im soooo loving horny, and hard
You: Go forget a girl from your school.
Stranger: lets cam2cam baby
Stranger: id make it worth it for you
You: How about you forget another girl from your school. Maybe then you'll get my tits.
Stranger: already forgeted a girl from my school
Stranger: cmon babe
You: Go do it again.
Stranger: done
Stranger: cmon baby
Stranger: ill cum for you
You: Cum for another girl.
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In real life, I'm a 13 year old boy, but here, I'm either a 19 year old female or a 19 year old male. It depends, for teh lolz.