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lol omegle conversations
Valen:
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: JILLLLL?
You: ...Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies!
You: I am Jill
You: I have lost my baby
You: Babies
Stranger: yeah ive seen urbaby
You: Really :D ?
You: Oh good
Stranger: im tereesagreen btw
You: User name?
You: Mines Valenmere
You: Face punch user?
Stranger: yeah im gunna punch ur face in a second darling
You: Wat
You: No
You: What about
You: ?Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies?
You: DO IT
You: NOW
Stranger: nerrrrr
You: Nigguh ?
You: Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies!
Stranger: bladdd
Stranger: ive stolen ur babies
Stranger: and im a 24 yr old man
You: Baby forget is not awwwright >:U
Stranger: well i do it anyway
You: Damn
You: D:
You: That sucks for my babies
You: doesnt it?
Stranger: damn girfwend and yeah it does
Stranger: but u deserve it coz u took my babies
Stranger: and raped them
You: Im no baby steeler Im a male prostitute >:C
Stranger: jiggy jiggy
You: Them babies Paid me for it
Stranger: well ill pay u to forget my mom#
You: But tor your mom is a camel D:
You: I dont want to be in or around that :C
Stranger: well ur moms an elephant
You: No
You: She is a weasle >;I
Stranger: u forgeted her nostril the other day
You: Lol
You: Ouch
Stranger: :D
You: What about my needs?
You: What about my nostrils
Stranger: special need huh?
You: I have DOWNZzz@!!@1
Stranger: yeash i can tell since u forget ur own moms elephant nose
You: Noways
You: Okay
You: Well
You: This has been
You: Interesting
You: Goodbye . . .
You: Tor :c
You: I shall miss you and my babies
You: Till another day
Stranger: i shall miss ur moms nose
You: Toosh
Stranger: ithh verayy loveayy
You: Once last thing to say before I post this on my forum?
Stranger: good nght dorlinngg#
Korabar:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: love?
You: k
You: asl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: age love location
You: yeah, I'm asking you.
Stranger: 18 f russia
You: 19 m russia =D
Stranger: wow
Stranger: coool
Stranger: where r u?
You: under your bed. If not, check your pants.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: iwanna love
Stranger: boyyyyyyyyy
You: check in your closet if i'm not in your pants, or under your bed.
Stranger: i wanna suck ur snake
Stranger: sir
Stranger: have some pics?
Stranger: u r not in my pants
You: k
Stranger: pics?
You: k
Stranger: i dont wear pants
You: 0.0
Stranger: show me your pics
You: k
Stranger: what k
Stranger: what k????
You: ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: tell me website
Stranger: adres
You: http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/fat_man.jpg <<This is me! lolololololololol
Stranger: nes?
Stranger: news?
Stranger: stuff!
You: It was a joke.
Stranger: what's it?
Stranger: real adres
Stranger: tel me
You: hold on.
Stranger: forget me
Stranger: please
You: ok
Stranger: hurry
You: ok
Stranger: hurry up
Stranger: u find loving picture in news?
You: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare Turn your speaker on for this.
Stranger: stuff ! loving thins
Stranger: u kidding me?
You: k
You: here's my real one
You: http://youfail.org/
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This lady is desperate. Visit the one of me. It's a pic of a fat russian I found on the internet.
Valen:
^^ lol'd it wasn't a lady it was a 13 year old boy :c
You: Squeeze me
You: :3
Stranger: wanna get into a jacuzzi with me?
You: If you
You: Squeeze me
Stranger: i can squeeze you in the jacuzzi
You: No no
You: You must Squeeze me
You: Then the jacuzzi
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Stranger: good enough?
You: *climax*
You: Sorrty I have a special interest for the
You: Squeeze
Stranger: thats weird
Stranger: asl?
Korabar:
Valen, we have a Valen wannabe.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: how be u be on this fine morning\
You: YOU FIND A WILD ABRA!
You: YOU RAPE WILD ABRA!
Stranger: POKEMON
You: WILD ABRA DIES OF SUFFOCATION!
Stranger: umm
Stranger: alrighty then
You: yup
Stranger: u are strange u be
You: =D
Stranger: abra is bad
Stranger: u ate my babies
You: Yeah, I did.
You: Is this Valen from blockland?
Stranger: whos been touchin all these monkeys?!?
Stranger: they ha e
Stranger: they gh
You: I swear you're from blockland. this is Annoying Orangeetfan if you are.
Stranger: where the merf is blockland?
You: Smerfs!
Stranger: oh, i mean, why yesm yes it is
You: Sure it is...
Stranger: it is, really
You: Valen, what's your avatar? I have your profile up now.
You: is it a .gif or .png?
Stranger: it is png...
You: false. It's a .gif animated avatar. You liar!
Stranger: I AS JUST TEASING YOU
Stranger: WAS
Stranger: i kow my own avatar man
You: What's your gender and age according to your profile?
Stranger: girl age: 50
You: your a male, now what's your age
Stranger: 34
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 14
Stranger: 15
You: you lose.
Stranger: aw
Stranger: i was just kidding again
You: What's your avatar about It's about 2 girls *hint*
Stranger: it is about something very innapropriate...
Stranger: if im wrong, just kidding again =p
You: Not really...
Stranger: well then what snarty pants?
You: You're not valen, period.
Stranger: smarty*
Stranger: pfft
You: It's about a girl hugging another girl, hur hur.
Stranger: ph, well i was close
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: and where i this blockplace
You: http://blockland.us << Where you download it.
You: http://forum.blockland.us <<Forums
Stranger: uh... did u make some imaginary world up or something
You: Nope, it's like legos online.
You: Meet friends, build stuff, shoot people in death matches, capture the flag, and even cops and robbers.
Stranger: wow ur cool
Stranger: lol
You: k
Stranger: ok we are going to leave
You: k
Stranger: byebyee
You: bye
You: wannabe of Valen, bye
Stranger: no, now goodentag
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lol.
BobSevenSevens:
--- Quote from: Annoying Orangeetfan on August 28, 2009, 01:42:10 PM --- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
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loving lol'd hard.