I laughed so hard I started crying at that last video, no exaggerations.
Especially "*Huff*Huff*Huff* That's some good soda... *Huff*Huff*"
It doesn't even sound 9, it sounds younger than my Six year old brother.
If he was 30, he wouldn't suck at grammar or spelling.
Unless he's a monday with a pre-pubescent voice changer on.
Which I completely doubt.