Author Topic: lol omegle conversations  (Read 10323 times)

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You: Connecting to server...
You: Connecting to server...
Stranger: yo
You: hello
Stranger: uo
You: Server found, Requesting spot...
You: Spot found, joining.....
You: HOLY FURRYresearch BATMAN
You: nonotrly
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You: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
You: IVE GOT BALLS OF STEAL.
You: BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
You: WILD ABRA APPERS.
You: GO,PIKACHU!
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT.
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something to do with charzard

Learn how to spell Charizard and properly use Duke Nukem memes.

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Stranger: First rule of fight club
Stranger: ?
You: Do not talk about fight club
Stranger: Correct
You: What do I win?
Stranger: Brad Pitt shirtless
Stranger: So hot
You: Oh my god...
You: My dreams have come true.
You: That you Stranger.
You: Thank*
Stranger: Your welcome I hope you enjoy him
You: I will...
You: /me skips off into the distance with the lovey man on his back.
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You: asl
Stranger: 15 female usa
You: Damn...
You: Well uh...
You: I don't want to go to jail.
You: So yeah.
You: This conversation is over.
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You: RAWRRR
Stranger: Hello mortal
Stranger: I am God
You: :D
Stranger: Bow before me
You: yo waddup der omnipotent dude
Stranger: Ask me anything... for I know all...
You: ok :D
You: got milk?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I USE IT TO MAKE FAKE CHESE
You: good stuff
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
You: CHEESE
Stranger: CHEESE
Stranger: FAKE CHEESE
You: D:
Stranger: MMMFAKECHEESETASTESGOOD
You: REAL CHEESE
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: REEAALLLCHEESE
Stranger: NOT REAL CHEESE!!!
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOONE?
Stranger: YOU'VE KILLED ME
Stranger: AAAAA
You: REAL ORGANIC CHEESE MUHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I'M MEEEEELTING
Stranger: MELLLLLLTING
Stranger: MELLTING I TELL YOU MELLTING
Stranger: Splurble
Stranger: warble
You: hmmm
Stranger: slosh
Stranger: splup
You: melting perhaps?
Stranger: We are sorry to inform you that i are dead
Stranger: srsly
You: n'awww D:
Stranger: stop hangin round
Stranger: im dead
Stranger: D
Stranger: E
Stranger: A
Stranger: D
Stranger: you aint got no alibi
You: period
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you dead
Stranger: or i dead
Stranger: what ever
You: i can't die tho!
You: i'm an entity
You: D:
You: entities can die?
You: faack
You: hmm
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: oh wait im dead
Stranger: dammn
You: what's it like to be dead then?
Stranger: well..
Stranger: I'm GOD
You: i've always wondered
Stranger: ive allways lived in heaven
Stranger: so..
Stranger: crap
Stranger: its crap
You: it must be
Stranger: there are just a load of fricken angels!
Stranger: singing
Stranger: all
Stranger: the
Stranger: time
You: duude
Stranger: theyre not even hot angels
Stranger: theyre like...
Stranger: aliens
Stranger: with two heads
You: D:
Stranger: and it gets tiering walkin on clouds all the time
Stranger: i think im gonna commit post-mortem Self Delete
You: how?
You: you are imortal?
Stranger: yeah...
You: hang on
Stranger: but...
Stranger: im god i can do anything
Stranger: ha
Stranger: chew on that
You: you could implode on yourself i guess
Stranger: stick that up your pipe and smoke it!!!!
You: =/
You: no thanks dude
You: D:
You: i think i'll leave it where it is
Stranger: right
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm a busy man
Stranger: you know.. being God
You: yeah
Stranger: so i better...
Stranger: go
Stranger: wash
Stranger: my
You: alright then
Stranger: beans
Stranger: okay
You: beans need washin'
Stranger: you hang up first!!!
You: noooo
You: you go, you're GOD
Stranger: okay
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my best one so far methinks :D
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 05:11:59 PM by Joeboy »

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Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: im 18 male from england u?
You: lol.
You: i'm 1337 from /b/
Stranger: ur a boob
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Stranger: hi im male
You: hi male
You: my name is stranger
You: don't talk to strangers little boy
Stranger: i know
Stranger: my father say that
You: i am you father
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: that is a lie
Stranger: my father dies in the clone wars
You: lol u lie
You: i die after i get aids
You: osht aids he-
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« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 04:51:22 PM by Cheemo »

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Stranger: i am looking for horny girl with webcam or pics i got webcam too
You: :O

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You: SALAD
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m?
You: what?
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Double buttered toast


i dare someone to attempt to make that transparent.

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Stranger: hey,from?
You: Hey
You: whats your age?
You: whats your love?
You: whats your location?
You: address?
You: phone number?
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
You: whats your love?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: m
You: where do you live?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: are you white?
You: tall?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you?
Stranger: no
You: have brown hiar?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: is your name austine?
Stranger: no
You: billy?
Stranger: nope
You: james?
Stranger: no
You: blockhead?
Stranger: yep

Stranger: Hi
You: I HAVE A 10FT LONG BALLSACK
Stranger: OH stuff
Stranger: SO DO I
You: ostuff sorreh
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yeah
You: YOU DO THE DEW
Stranger: I was kidding, like I'd have a 10ft long ballsack heh-heh
You: hehh
Stranger: *whistle*
Stranger: well
You: ya
Stranger: gotta go feed my sisters now, they're getting hungry down in the basement
Stranger: see ya
You: see ya
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Stranger: hi
You: HAI DER
You: :P
Stranger: what is that ur name
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facepalm

another one:

Stranger: heyy
You: hai der :3
Stranger: do u speak english?
You: yes
You: -_-
Stranger: k haha
Stranger: how old r u?
You: silleh yoooou
You: i
You: i?
You: i...
Stranger: ?
You: how are old are you tho?
Stranger: me? im 14
You: ahhh same#
You: :O
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where u from?
You: from teh UK
You: yourself?
Stranger: dont they speak english there?
You: -_-
Stranger: wut language did u speak in first?
You: you're not realy all that good with geography are you?
Stranger: not rele haha
You: the UK is where england is -_-
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: then y were u like not speakin english
You: uk's the big island
Stranger: ik im not handicapped thanks
You: um
You: ok
Stranger: hai der :3 << wut the hell does tht mean
You: hai der = hey there in a different format of speach
You: *speech
Stranger: well ur not very good at spelling are you?
You: yes i am
Stranger: nope
You: IT'S A loving MINOR TYPO
You: THEY HAPPEN
Stranger: i was tlkin bout the "hai der"
You: DIFFERENT FORMAT OF SPEECH YOU IDIOT
You: bloody hell
You: -_-
Stranger: ur handicapped
Stranger: O_o
You: no you are by far
Stranger: oo rele then y am i in all advanced classes?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa
You: says alot
Stranger: starfish
You: hey, no offence intended
Stranger: o im sure
Stranger: note sarcasm
You: see, there we go
Stranger: w. wut
You: you say i have stuff spelling
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u do
You: you have stuffter spelling
You: see 'u do'
Stranger: im pretty sure the gramatically correct way wuld be "stufftier spelling"
You: and again
You: 'wuld'
Stranger: thts like text/im tlk
Stranger: it makes it quicker to type
Stranger: hai der looks like ur speakin some foreign language
You: arlright sorry there perfectionist
Stranger: :P
Stranger: im not quite sure if ur forgiven
You: did you nkow this is my first argument on omegle? :D
You: anyway
Stranger: haha same
Stranger: actually its not but its the first one thts not like perverted
You: xD
You: ya i get perverted convos most of the time xD
Stranger: haha same
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
Stranger: cool ima girl
Stranger: ur lucky tho cuz all the perverted ppl on here are guys
You: hah
Stranger: sooo...
You: ya...
Stranger: wuts ur name
You: Joseph xD
Stranger: cute haha
Stranger: im kathleen
You: :B
You: hey :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: did u start school yet?
Stranger: wait how old r u?
You: um
You: 14
Stranger: k so am i
Stranger: i normally ask tht first but i got caught up in the arguement haha
You: if i was over there in your country, i'd be in like grade 10 is it?
Stranger: nooo haha ud be in grade 9
You: i was put forward over here
Stranger: ooo then yeah grade 10
You: which always confuses me xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: did u start school yet?
You: naa not yet
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: not till the 9th
You: that'll be on the 7th of september
You: for me
You: D:
Stranger: haha :P i dont start till the 9th :)
You: well iat least i get to see all my friends again ;D
You: *:D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i saw all them today we had freshman orientation
You: ahh
Stranger: so ha lol
You: grrr xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it was stupid tho
Stranger: they gave us a tour of the school nd the guy was like "this is the art hallway but i dont take art so were not gonna go down there" nd i was like "wut if we have art" nd he completely ignored me lol
You: xD
Stranger: im bored
You: same
You: :P
Stranger: ummm.....
Stranger: do u play sports
Stranger: u even there?
Stranger: k im disconnecting
Stranger: nice tlkin to u
Stranger: sorta
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ps: sorry for the double post D:
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