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lordician:

Hehe...
I shoulden't telll you about my bad experience with girls... >_>
But i tell you, when they end their messages to you with a smiley or whatever, it doesn't have to mean she likes you..
I thought that too, and I thought it was all fine.
But it wasen't. >_>
Now I remained friends with her, but i still secretly hope that one day i will become her boyfriend! :)
Good luck with it anyway. ;D

Netwars4:

So some Eastern European girls came up to me a few days ago.
My heart pounded nearly out of my chest, and since I had a sunburn that hurt like hell with a bottle of water.
Anyway, these two girls came and asked me where to get some "auchool". (edit: pronounce this one out loud, like Auckland mixed with cool)
Well what the forget is auchool?
I told them I didn't know, by slightly shaking my head and looking at their feet; not because I have a foot special interest but because their feet didn't have cleavage.
They asked again, I did the same thing.
Then they asked me what I was drinking; did they think I was drunk?
I told them it was water and showed them the half empty Arrowhead bottle just to prove it to them.
They said "oh." and went on their way.
As I was walking the other direction I realized they wanted "charcoal" and that I could've gotten laid with them if I had invited them back to my place so I could give them some charcoal; after all, it was past 8.

Halp?

lordician:


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Wtf?
auchool and charcoal...
It does look/hears more like alcohol or something..
And you could've got laid because of them asking for....whatever they asked?

InvalidUniverse:


--- Quote from: Netwars4 on September 05, 2009, 03:44:42 AM ---So some Eastern European girls came up to me a few days ago.
My heart pounded nearly out of my chest, and since I had a sunburn that hurt like hell with a bottle of water.
Anyway, these two girls came and asked me where to get some "auchool".
Well what the forget is auchool?
I told them I didn't know, by slightly shaking my head and looking at their feet; not because I have a foot special interest but because their feet didn't have cleavage.
They asked again, I did the same thing.
Then they asked me what I was drinking; did they think I was drunk?
I told them it was water and showed them the half empty Arrowhead bottle just to prove it to them.
They said "oh." and went on their way.
As I was walking the other direction I realized they wanted "charcoal" and that I could've gotten laid with them if I had invited them back to my place so I could give them some charcoal; after all, it was past 8.

Halp?

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I think they wanted alcohol..

Netwars4:

Tits hard to spell out what their accent made it sound like, but it actually sounded really asian when I tried to impersonate it later on.

erdit.

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