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| Stratofortress:
I'd like to bang him/her like a screen door in a hurricane. Hotter than a roo's tail in a bushfire. You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH Yeh I just ripped a bunch of stuff I found funny. Post yours :D |
| pocketrocket300:
the stuffs gonna hit the fan. just gives me a funny mental image. of a monkey throwing stuff at a fan. idk |
| Pimpin:
similies |
| Regulith:
They're all over that like white on rice. I'll be over there faster than a jackrabbit on a hot day in a fryin' pan. That's lower than a rattlesnake's bellybutton. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. --- Quote from: entrepreneur in on September 09, 2009, 12:19:28 AM ---similies --- End quote --- True, similes use like or as. |
| Rughugger:
Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra. Shakka, when the walls fell. Sokath, his eyes uncovered! Temba, his arms wide! |
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