I'm sorry Regulith, but I have to...
Yeah, Here's 2:
You believe a big wizard-man made us all by saying 'LOLOL THIS GOES HERE XD'
You think the Bible is complete and aboslute truth. stuff gets blown out of proportion over 2000 years.
A guy could have seen 2 loaves of bread and 3 fish or something and gave another loaf of bread and fish. Then, 2000 years later, he's touching it and millions of the stuff appear.
I should slap you, call you a whore, rape your mother, and stuff down oyur through because of your stupidity.
What you are talking about is a Radical Fundamentalist. And from what I've seen from Ninjaboy, he is most likely conservative or mainstream.
You say we all believe god is this "big wizard-man" that farted everything into existance. Well, I can safely tell you that it complete and total bullstuff. I'm mainstream christian and I believe there is some form of supreme being, and I believe that he loves us unconditionally. I do believe he sent down Jesus Christ to save us, but I don't believe the Bible as complete and total truth. I take it as truthes, as a symbol for us to grow closer to God and to help us love others like he loves us.