Chain logic

[Atomshock]

Cake=Cholesterol
Cholesterol=Clogging of arteries
Clogging of arteries=heart attack
heart attack=probable death
probable death= death
death=afterlife
afterlife=religion
religion=alibi
alibi=excuse
excuse=false solution
false solution=lie
lie= punishment
punishment=pain
pain=Emotion
Emotion=Happiness
Happiness=wholefulness
wholefulness= complete lie
cake=lie
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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[LaCuckooRacha]

rivers => water
water => water vapor
water vapor => heat
heat => hot
hot => dry
dry => drought
drought => no water
no water => desert

rivers => desert.

earth => planet
planet => large dust formation
large dust formation => dust bunny
dust bunny => lint
lint => fabric

earth => fabric

Person => people
people =>violence
violence =>hatred
hatred => war
war => death
death => afterlife
afterlife =>religion
religion => holy
holy => god
god => good
good => happiness
happiness => sadness (there has to be sadness for there to be happiness)
sadness => depression
depression => Self Delete
Self Delete => Self Delete bombing
Self Delete bombing => terrorist
terrorist => frightening
frightening => scary
scary => horror
horror => movies
movies => entertainment
entertainment => happiness
happiness => love
love => marriage
marriage => families
families => people
people => person

God is a terrorist, terrorists spread entertainment and people are death and war.
Yay. (Also, I went in a circle :D)

Trees => paper
paper => writing paper
writing paper => stories
stories => books
books => tales
tales => fiction
fiction => lies
lies => hatred
hatred => violence
violence => people
people => deforestation

trees => deforestation

[Tremrist]

Cat = animal
animal = wild
wild = forest
forest = trees
trees = paper
paper = white
white = snow
snow = rain
rain = water
water = ocean
ocean = blue
blue = Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster = cookie
cookie = food
food = eat

So then Cat = Eat D:

[DoctorDeath]

metal = lead
lead = command

metal = command

[laremere]

lead = guide
guide = a book that gives instructions

lead is heavy


Therefor the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy must have been really heavy.

[Unwritten Calender]

Cat = animal
animal = wild
wild = forest
forest = trees
trees = paper
paper = white
white = snow
snow = rain
rain = water
water = ocean
ocean = blue
blue = Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster = cookie
cookie = food
food = eat

So then Cat = Eat D:

You could shorten that.
Cat=Meat
Meat=Eat.
Cat=Eat.

[*Magick* Mage]

Cat = animal
animal = wild
wild = forest
forest = trees
trees = paper
paper = white
white = snow
snow = rain
rain = water
water = ocean
ocean = blue
blue = Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster = cookie
cookie = food
food = eat

So then Cat = Eat D:

You find an equivalence of an animal with a verb. :o
And the ocean isn't blue, it just looks that way. :o
And all paper isn't white. :o
And trees are not paper, nor can all trees become it. :o

[Netwars4]

Logic=science
science=questions
questions=investigation
investigation=post-crime
post-crime=criminal
criminal=idiot

Magick, with my chain logic, you have become an idiot.

[LaCuckooRacha]

Zombie => undead
undead => RPGs
RPGs => Lv. 80 Paladin
Lv. 80 Paladin => no life
no life => Gamer
Gamer => Nerd/geek
Nerd/geek => Nerd rage
Nerd Rage => Online gaming
Online Gaming => Internet
Internet => Memes
Memes => Funny
Funny => Hilarious

Zombies => Hilarious

Sky => blue
Blue => color
color => spectrum
spectrum => lots of colors
lots of colors => Crayola crayons
Crayola Crayons => wax

Sky => wax

This thread => funny
funny => entertaining
entertaining => entertainment
entertainment => happiness
happiness => sadness
sadness => depression
depression => Self Delete
Self Delete => death

This thread => death

[*Magick* Mage]

Logic=science
science=questions
questions=investigation
investigation=post-crime
post-crime=criminal
criminal=idiot

Magick, with my chain logic, you have become an idiot.

Post-crime doesn't equal a criminal :o
And a lot of criminals are actually fairly smart, just sometimes insane. :o

[Netwars4]

Post-crime doesn't equal a criminal :o
And a lot of criminals are actually fairly smart, just sometimes insane. :o

Well if there is a crime that has happened, there is always a criminal.
The post-criminal postulate.

Also, when i say idiot i mean they don't use logic very well.

[*Magick* Mage]

Well if there is a crime that has happened, there is always a criminal.
The post-criminal postulate.

Also, when i say idiot i mean they don't use logic very well.

Some of them are VERY logical, just lack a set of morals that are civil in current society.

Nacho. 

[Netwars4]

Touche.

[Gojira]

Touche=Beaten
Beaten=You lose
You Lose=bad
bad=war
war=zombies
zombies=nuclear fallout

Touche=Nuclear Fallout?

[Gamefandan]

Touche=Beaten

Not exactly.