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| Dropshock:
wooo i have him too --- Quote ---Saturday, September 19, 2009 21:24 - Automated*Message System: Attention user. 21:24 - Automated*Message System: Fatal error detected within the system. 21:24 - Automated*Message System: In order to restrore order you must follow these directions. 21:25 - Automated*Message System: 1.) Enter your steamy bag of milk. 21:25 - Automated*Message System: 2.) Step out of your house, their will be a garden gnome to your right. 21:25 - Automated*Message System: 3.) Run from the garden gnome, it's a trap! 21:26 - Automated*Message System: 4.) Head to the local market and pick up five metric tons of beef. 21:26 - Dropshock: Damn brother that cost alot of bling 21:26 - Automated*Message System: After completing these task, a gate will appear. 21:26 - Automated*Message System: You are to enter the gate and retrive the sword. 21:26 - Automated*Message System: Return to me and you will be able to get a minor reward depending on your speech level. 21:26 - Automated*Message System: Good luck traveler. 21:27 - Dropshock: So, I've always wondered. Are you a mod or something? How did you even message me? :o 21:27 - Dropshock: Also I lol'd. I now love you. 21:27 - Automated*Message System: Those secrets will only be shown once you find yourself. 21:27 - Automated*Message System: Untill then... 21:27 - Dropshock: Err I already checked in my pants where else would I be --- End quote --- |
| General Nick:
Lol, I hope he finds me :o |
| Dropshock:
Haha this guy is awesome. --- Quote ---21:28 - Automated*Message System: That is for you to find out... 21:28 - Dropshock: Also, You be an hero. http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=83925 21:29 - Dropshock: Yay your own topic 21:29 - Dropshock: So, Hows your day going? Err-- Night. 21:29 - Dropshock: I guess. 21:29 - Automated*Message System: It has been quite a hard night. 21:30 - Dropshock: I dunno. I think i'd be pretty fun running around doing this all night. 21:30 - Dropshock: it'd* 21:30 - Automated*Message System: Considering I must bring joy to all those who wander this realm... 21:31 - Automated*Message System: It may seem fun but, it is quite a hard task. 21:31 - Dropshock: Well, It seems you have accomlished this quesk. QUESK COMPLETED! 21:31 - Automated*Message System: LEVEL UP. 21:31 - Dropshock: +5 E-snake if you get what "quesk" is from. 21:32 - Automated*Message System: Meme's are strictly off-limits in my profession. 21:32 - Automated*Message System: Even mention mudk- 21:32 - Automated*Message System: That was a close one... 21:32 - Dropshock: Noooo. I am dissapoint. 21:32 - Dropshock: So, You ever heard of this game called blockland? 21:33 - Dropshock: Its pretty cool bro. 21:33 - Automated*Message System: I have not. 21:33 - Dropshock: http://www.blockland.us/ 21:33 - Dropshock: The game where you build stuff. --- End quote --- |
| Kerog:
--- Quote from: Gen. Nick on September 20, 2009, 12:30:23 AM ---Lol, I hope he finds me :o --- End quote --- |
| General Nick:
Never tell your password to anyone. Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:32 AM - Automated*Message System: Attention user. 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: do you have any spaghetti kind sir? 12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Conflict dected on your account. 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i am very hungry :( 12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Please insert mucho peso now. 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: whats dected mean. 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: I ONLY HAVE $5 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: where am i gonna get tacos at this time of evening?! 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: D: 12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Gas station. 12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: For less-o peso. 12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: they dont have tacos 12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: That is what they want you to think. 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: hm... 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ITS A TRAP 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: Follow these directions carefully and you will receive... 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: recieve what? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: stuffting richard nipple-itus 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ? 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: A gift from the world beyond us. 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: swine flu? 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: No, close though. 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: vaginas? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: a love change? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: boobs? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: hair? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: testicles? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: WHAT? 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: TELL ME 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: I am talking about toasters. 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget yeah toasters 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: Here's what you do... 12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i need one for my asshair 12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: First off, run up to your bathroom. 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ok 12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: As soon as you see the bathtub, start the water up. 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i dont have a bathtub 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its a walk in shower 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: :U 12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: After you have completed this task, a scripted event should happe- 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: yeah. 12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: stuff brotherh, that's badass. 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its got a chair in it 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: errr 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: seat 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: w/e 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: so i can sit 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and fap 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its awesome 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and forgetin heated towels 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: you cant get that stuff 12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: Heated towels? 12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: Does not compute. 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: towel wamer 12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: warmer 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: warms up towels 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: so your ass is toasty 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: not frozen 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: no one likes frozen asses 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: except mondays 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: speaking of mondays have you seen my bike? 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its pink, and white 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: with little frilly flags on it 12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and flower flags 12:37 AM - Nickelob Ultra: reply to me cigaretteort 12:37 AM - Nickelob Ultra: im not paying you to be a hoe and suck my rooster n give aids 12:37 AM - Automated*Message System: Invalid request. 12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: System overload. 12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: Beep, Beep, Beep. 12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: Boooooom. 12:38 AM - Nickelob Ultra: Robots, stand still, confirm command. 12:38 AM - Nickelob Ultra: Robot, I repeat, de-activate self destruct protocol, confirm command. 12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ... 12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget this stuff 12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: (whips out chainsaw sword and saws robot in half) 12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? lol |
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