Author Topic: What the most handicapped things your classmates say? (Read 4523 times)

General Nick · September 21, 2009, 07:53:43 PM

This happened today.
I had to stay home for a few hours this morning due to a severe migraine (which actually happened).
I came to school after lunch, 15 minutes after 5th Period Physical Science started.

Everyone: WTF.
Me: lol hi.
Annoying chick: YOU MISSED MATH (no stuff).
Dude: we had donuts lollieslol.

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Skyra · September 21, 2009, 07:54:04 PM

Random guy: QUACK!
Me: ...

BobSevenSevens · September 21, 2009, 07:54:10 PM

K, so this kid, Jesse, has a hackeysack, and it sprung a leak in Italian class.

Teacher: Jesse, what are you doing?

Jesse: My hackeysack sprung a leak and I'm letting all the little balls out.

*5 minutes later

Teacher: Jesse, stop playing with your sack!

*whole class starts laughing like crazy.

General Nick · September 21, 2009, 07:58:16 PM

In Life Science last year, a kid named Robbie was supposed to read the paragraph about Sac Fungi and the diagram of Penicillin.

Guess how he pronounced snakeillin.

A week ago, one of my friends was singing "What What, in the Butt" to the tone of Butters (sounded like him too, lol) in the hallway before Study Hall. The Dean walks by and gives him a weird look after my friend said "You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?"

Cdog1st · September 21, 2009, 08:04:51 PM

Austin: you think you know everything

Me:I don't and why the hell did that come up(everyone swears I do sometimes)

Austin:You say that phones can give cancer

Me: they can they can make your cells grow to much

Austin:NO!!! They give you tombers

Netwars4 · September 21, 2009, 08:05:55 PM

"I thought a mango had a deeper meaning."
'What's a mango?' (this was in a mocking tone, from my friend)

General Nick · September 21, 2009, 08:06:36 PM

Tumors are the result of cancer.

And it's fine to swear here.

Cdog1st · September 21, 2009, 08:16:25 PM

THIS ARROGANT starfish IN MY OLD SCHOOL

Me:I got a PS2 I want a PS3

Ethan:You don't have a PS2

Me: And how the hell would you know?

Ethan:*sighs*

Me:forget you, you fat bastard

Ethan:*Walks away*

Me:*sighs*

General Nick · September 21, 2009, 08:28:09 PM

Sounds to me like you're the starfish.

Crazy Salt · September 21, 2009, 08:31:26 PM

In 3rd grade my teacher was telling us something, and then said we had to color this thing.
The some kid randomly asks, "HOW DO YOU COLOR?".

Niliscro · September 21, 2009, 08:35:58 PM

"I'm on a boat"
It's so old now, and it's just completely ruined via overuse.

Comatose · September 21, 2009, 08:57:29 PM

My classmate had this damn stupid doomsday theory,

Phillip: In 2012, the galaxies will line up and the sun will go dark."

General Nick · September 21, 2009, 09:05:43 PM

Quote from: Niliscro on September 21, 2009, 08:35:58 PM

"I'm on a boat"
It's so old now, and it's just completely ruined via overuse.

No one sings old songs, like ever.

Because everyone will beat you to a bloody pulp if you do.

Bones4 · September 21, 2009, 09:07:19 PM

Redneck accent:

Will this here chemistry class have math in it?

Stratofortress · September 21, 2009, 09:13:32 PM

Well I was in my tech services class when the teacher showed us a beaten up computer with a hole going through it. The story was that a girl got in some trouble at school(enough to kill a computer over) and broke in to the deans office and tried to delete the evidence from it with a sledge hammer. Well the thing is that all the files are stored into a network. Stupid noob.