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What the most handicapped things your classmates say?
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General Nick:
This happened today.
I had to stay home for a few hours this morning due to a severe migraine (which actually happened).
I came to school after lunch, 15 minutes after 5th Period Physical Science started.

Everyone: WTF.
Me: lol hi.
Annoying chick: YOU MISSED MATH (no stuff).
Dude: we had donuts lollieslol.
Skyra:
Random guy: QUACK!
Me: ...
BobSevenSevens:
K, so this kid, Jesse, has a hackeysack, and it sprung a leak in Italian class.

Teacher: Jesse, what are you doing?

Jesse: My hackeysack sprung a leak and I'm letting all the little balls out.

*5 minutes later

Teacher: Jesse, stop playing with your sack!

*whole class starts laughing like crazy.
General Nick:
In Life Science last year, a kid named Robbie was supposed to read the paragraph about Sac Fungi and the diagram of Penicillin.

Guess how he pronounced snakeillin.


A week ago, one of my friends was singing "What What, in the Butt" to the tone of Butters (sounded like him too, lol) in the hallway before Study Hall. The Dean walks by and gives him a weird look after my friend said "You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?"
Cdog1st:
Austin: you think you know everything

Me:I don't and why the hell did that come up(everyone swears I do sometimes)

Austin:You say that phones can give cancer

Me: they can they can make your cells grow to much

Austin:NO!!! They give you tombers
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