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School Experiences- The good, the bad, and the smelly
Captain Crazy:
Okay, the thread "Stupid Things Your Classmates have said" is a good idea, but this thread aims for something a little broader.
Let's post about Douchebags, bullies, friends, ex-friends, teachers, and other fun stuff.
Lemme start.
I have this friend named Daniel. I'm in 7th grade and he's in 6th. He manages to entertain my friends with his handicapped(and obviously made up) stories. One day he tells my friend he had an encounter with a rabid squirrel. He also talks about how his friend flipped off this one teacher, Mr. Shippos. I'm like "Mr. Shippos is cool your friend is a richard" and he says. "Oh, and then I kicked my friend in the balls." He's told these kind of stories(I've heard tonnes of ridiculous rumors about teachers, and stories about how he flips off teachers)
What I'm guessing is, if I said "Oh yeah Mr. Shippos is a richard" Daniel would say "Yeah my friend is so cul rite?" I think I have heard about 3 stories about how he kicks his friend in the nuts in a week. He thinks he's tough stuff too because he's a black belt in karate. Remember that a black belt graduating from a community karate class probably isn't your idea of the Super buff black belt from the movies. And he's hyper, probably because he thinks its funny.
tl;dr: I have a hyper, lying 6th grader "friend"
I don't want to be his friend anymore, I'll probably just tell him he's a douchebag and move on.
Another small thing. A friend of mine closed an apple in a locker door, effectively cutting it into 3 pieces. The apples are currently sitting in the locker 1-something-43, as we wait for it to ferment or liquefy, or at least make something interesting happen.
One 6th grade story. With a couple of classmates, I created an atrocity called "Plan B". What I did was mix a bunch of gross stuff together. The idea started when some guy put a piece of paper in my lukewarm waterbottle. I shook the little fleck of paper until it colored the water into a pinkish hue. Eventually another piece of paper was added. Then another, then another. Then paperclips, and pencils, and thumbtacks, crayons, gum, Gatorade, soap, spit, and god knows what else was added. The result was an opaque, brownish greenish liquid with pencil shavings and colored paperclips and other stuff floating in it.
Post your own stories of school experiences!
MrCookie:
during PE, someone passed me the basketball. It hit the hall, then my face, then the wall, and my face again, then to the wall again and bounced away. For some reason, it didn't hurt that much.
Antallion:
I had a friend that used to tell ridiculous lies as well.
"Hey you should come see my band which miraculously appeared out of thin air even though we've been playing together for the past ages and we make tons of money and play gigs and stuff and we have a big bus with lots of video games in it that we travel to Brisbane in"
Later that week
"oh no like the bus crashed and everyone died yeah i guess you'll never see my band what a shame"
I kid you not.
He was also brutally unphased by the 'deaths' (read: LIES) of his 'friends' (read: NOT REAL PEOPLE).
MrCookie:
--- Quote from: Antallion on September 22, 2009, 07:12:49 PM ---I had a friend that used to tell ridiculous lies as well.
"Hey you should come see my band which miraculously appeared out of thin air even though we've been playing together for the past ages and we make tons of money and play gigs and stuff and we have a big bus with lots of video games in it that we travel to Brisbane in"
Later that week
"oh no like the bus crashed and everyone died yeah i guess you'll never see my band what a shame"
I kid you not.
He was also brutally unphased by the 'deaths' (read: LIES) of his 'friends' (read: NOT REAL PEOPLE).
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hahahaha
Robo Noob:
--- Quote from: MrCookie on September 22, 2009, 07:06:43 PM ---during PE, someone passed me the basketball. It hit the hall, then my face, then the wall, and my face again, then to the wall again and bounced away. For some reason, it didn't hurt that much.
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LOL normally I would call BS on something like this, but when I was in 6thish grade we used to play wallball with a tennis ball outside of the school, and I was standing by the wall, and it bounced off the wall, hit my head, hit the wall, hit my head, hit the wall, then my head then dropped, and that was all 3 of my lives :cookieMonster: