Cool happy barfday bro,
My birthday is in like a week, October 6th, and i will legally be old enough to get a real job!
You have to be 14 to do anything other then babysit or have a paper route, which some stupid stuffty law now says you have to have an adult with you for paper route
Also, now we are going to say that your my "Legal Guardian" And you are taking me to R movies and buying M games with me :3