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qevil:
TEH ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAET DASTINY

OLD GODZILA WAS HOPNG AROUND
2KYO CITY LIEK A BIG PLAYGROUND
WH3N SUDENLEY BATMAN BURST FROM DA SHAED
AND HIT GODZILA WIT A BATGRANAED
GODZILA GOT PISED AND BGAN 2 ATAK
BUT DIDNT 3XPACT 2 B BLOKED BY SHAQ
WHO PROCEDED 2 OP3N UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU
WH3N ARON CARTAR CME OUT OF TEH BLUA

AND H3 STARTAD BATNG UP SHAQUILE ONAAL
THAN TH3Y BOTH GOT FLATENED BY TEH BATMOBIEL
BUT BFOR3 IT CUD MAEK IT BAK 2 DA BATCAEV
ABRAHM LINCOLN POPED OUT OF HIS GRAEV
AND 2K AN AK47 OUT FROM UNDAR HIS HAT
AND BLEW BATMAN AWAY WIT A RAT-A-TAT-TAT
BUT HA RAN OUT OF BULETS AND H3 RAN B/C OPTIMUS PRIEM CME 2 SAEV DA DAY

THIS SI TEH ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAET D3STINY
GOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND 3XPLOSIONS AS FAR AS DA EYE CAN SE
AND ONLEY ON3 WIL SURVIEV I WOND3R WHO IT WIL B
THIS SI DA ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAET DESTINY

GODZILA 2K A BIET OUT OF OPTIMUS PRIEM
LIEK SCRUF MCGRUF 2K A BIET OUT OF CRIEM
AND TH3N SHAQ CMA BAK COVERAD IN A TIER TRAK
BUT JAKEI CHAN JUMP3D OUT AND LANDED ON HIS BAK
AND BATMAN WAS INJURED AND TRYNG 2 GAT STAADY
WH3N ABRAHM LINCOLN CMA BAK WIT A MACHET3
BUT SUDENLEY SOM3THNG CAUGHT HIS LEG AND H3 TRIPED
INDIANA JONES 2K HIM OUT WIT HIS WHIP

THEN HE SAW GODZILA SN3AKNG UP FROM BHIND
AND H3 RAACHAD FOR HIS GUN WHICH H3 JUST CUDNT FIND
CAUES BATMAN S2L3 IT AND H3 SHOT AND HA MISED
AND JAKEI CHAN D3FLECTAD IT WIT HIS FIST
THEN HE JUMP3D IN TEH ARE AND DID A SUM3RSAULT
WHIEL ABRAHM LINCOLN TREID 2 POLA VAULT
ON2 OPTIMUS PRIEM BUT THEY COLIEDD IN TEH ARE
THEN THAY BOTH GOT HIT BY A R BAR STAER OO

THIS SI DA ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAET DASTINY
GOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS TEH 3Y3 CAN SE
AND ONLEY ONE WIL SURVIEV I WOND3R WHO IT WIL B
THIS SI DA ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN.

ANGELS!!111!1!!1!1!1!1 WTF SANG OUT IN IMACULAET CHORUS
DOWN FROM TEH H3AEVNS DASC3ND3D CHUK NORIS
WHO DELIEVR A KIK WHICH CUD SHATER BONES
IN2 DA CROTCH OF INDIANA JONAS
WHO F3L OVAR ON TEH GROUND WRITHNG IN PANE
AS BATMAN CHANGED BAK IN2 BRUC3 WAYNE
BUT CHUK SAW THROUGH HIS CLEVAR DISGUIES
AND H3 CRUSHED BATMANS HAAD IN BTWEN HIS THIGHS

THAN GANDALF DA GREY AND GANDALF DA WHIET AND
MONTY PYTHON AND TEH HOLEY GRALES BLAK KNIGHT AND
BNI2 MUSOLINI AND TEH BLUE M3ANEI AND
COWBOY CURTIS AND JMBI TEH G3NEI
ROBOCOP DA T3RMINA2R CAPTANE KIRK AND DARTH VAEDR
LO PAN SUPARMAN EVERY SNGLE POWER RANGER
BIL S!!!1!! OMG PR3S2N AND THEODOR3 LOGAN
SPOK DA ROK DOC OK AND HULK HOGAN
AL CMA OUT OF NO WHAR3 LIGHTNNG FAST
AND TH3Y KIKED CHUK NORIS IN HIS COWBOY AS
IT WAS TEH BLODEIST BATLE TEH WORLD EVAR SAW
WITH CIVILIANS LOKNG ON 2TAL AEW

AND TEH FIGHT RAEGD ON FOR A CENTURY
MANY LIEVS W3RA CLAMEED BUT EVENTUALY
THA CHMPION S2D DA REST SAW THERE BTER
MR!!1!11!11 OMG WTF ROGERS IN A BLODSTANEED SWE8R

THIS SI DA ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMAET DESTINY
GOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND 3XPLOSIONS AS FAR AS TEH EYE CAN SE
AND ONLEY ON3 WIL SURVIEV I WOND3R WHO IT WIL B
THIS SI TEH ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN.
THIS!11!1!!!!!!!11!!!1! SI DA ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN.
THIS!1111!!!!!11!!1!11! LOL SI TEH ULTIMAET SHOWDOWN.
OF!!1!!1!!1!1!! OMG WTF ULTIMAET DASTINY
TapeDeck:

--- Quote from: DrMobius on September 30, 2009, 06:19:31 PM ---NO IM SNOT

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BUT WHO WAS PHONE
-Mike-:

--- Quote from: TapeDeck on September 30, 2009, 06:29:34 PM ---BUT WHO WAS PHONE

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????? are you 4chan ?????
TapeDeck:

--- Quote from: -Mike- on September 30, 2009, 06:30:03 PM ---????? are you 4chan ?????

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what is this i dont even
-Mike-:
!!!!! you are 4chan !!!!!
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