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| English to 12 Year old AOLer translator |
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| Ector:
I HAET U MONKEYS AND ANYTHNG WIT 10 2ES!1!!1!!! WTF |
| JimJam:
MAH MILKSHAEK BRNGS AL DA BOYS 2 TEH YARD AND THERE LIEK ITS BT3R THAN URS DMN RIGHT ITS BTER THAN URS I CAN T3ACH U BUT I HAEV 2 CHARG3!!!! |
| Dropshock:
O GOD WUT HAEV U DUN WUT SI THES I DONT EVEN |
| Duckmeister:
Hey guys, decided to use this on someone who I think fits the description of a 12-year-old-AOLer quite well: COMPLEX STATISTICALY IMPROBABL3 THNGS R BY THERE NATUR3 MORA DIFICULT 2 AXPLANE THAN SIMPLE STATISTICALY PROBABL3 THNGS FATEH!!!!1 LOL SI DA GR3AT COP-OUT TEH GREAT 3XCUES 2 EVAED TEH NED 2 THINK AND 3VALUAET EVIEDNCE!111!!1 WTF FATEH SI BLEIF IN SPIET OF 3VEN P3RHAPS B/C OF TEH LAK OF AVIEDNC3 FOR!!11! OMG WTF TEH FIRST HALF OF G3OLOGICAL TIEM OUR ANC3S2RS WER3 BACT3RIA!!111 MOST CREATUR3S STIL R BACT3RIA AND EACH ONE OF OUR TRILIONS OF CELS SI A COLONY OF BACTERIM AGANEST RELIGION B/C IT TEACHES US 2 B SATISFEID WIT NOT UNDERSTANDNG TEH WORLD IT!11!1 OMG WTF LOL HAS BCOMA ALMOST A CLICHE 2 RAMARK TAHT NOBODY BOASTS OF IGNORANCE OF LIETRATURE BUT IT SI SOCIALY ACEPTABL3 2 BOAST IGNORANCA OF SCEINC3 AND PROUDLEY CLAME INCOMP3TANC3 IN MATHEMATIS TH3!!11!11 LOL FACT TAHT LIEF EVOLVED OUT OF N3ARLEY NOTHNG SOMA 10 BILION YEARS AFTER DA UNIEVRS3 AVOLVED OUT OF LIETRALY NOTHNG SI A FACT SO STAG3RNG TAHT I WUD B MAD 2 ATEMPT WORDS 2 DO IT JUSTIEC!11!111! OMG TH3 TH3ORY OF EVOLUTION BY CUMULATIEV NATURAL S3LACTION SI DA ONLEY THEORY WA KNOW OF TAHT SI IN PRINCIPLE CAPABLA OF EXPLANENG TEH EXISTANC3 OF ORGANIEZD COMPLEXITY!!!!!!1!1 LOL THA UNIEVRS3 WE OBSARVE HAS PRACIESLEY DA PROP3RTEIS W3 SHUD EXP3CT IF THEYRE IS AT BOTOM NO D3SIGN NO PURPOSA NO EVIL NO GOD NOTHNG BUT BLIND PITIELS INDIF3RANCA!1!!1!1 I have to say, especially without the translation, this guy certainly does a great job of digging his own grave. |
| ultimamax:
A TROL SI A MAMBR OF A RAEC OF FEARSOME CREATUR3S FROM NORS3 MYTHOLOGY ORIGINALY!!11!! MOR3 OR LES DA NORDIC EQUIVAELNTS OF GIANTS ALTHOUGH OFT3N SMALER IN SIEZ TEH DIFARENT DEPICTIONS HAEV COME 2 RANG3 FROM TEH FEINDISH GIANTS – SIMILAR 2 DA OGRAS OF ENGLAND (ALSO CAL3D TROLS AT TIEMS SE TROL3RS GIL) – 2 A DEVIOS MORA HUMAN-LIEK FOLK OF DA WILDERNES LIVNG UND3RGROUND IN HILS CAEVS OR MOUNDS!!111!111 OMG WTF LOL IN DA FARO3 ISLANDS ORKNEY AND SH3TLAND TAELS TROLS R CALAD TROWS ADOPTAD FROM TEH NORSA LANGUAEG WHAN THESE ISLANDS W3R3 SETLED BY VIKNGS NORDIC!!!11111 OMG LOL LIETRATURA ART AND MUSIC FROM TEH ROMANTIC 3RA AND ONWARDS HAS ADAPTED TROLS IN VARIOS MAN3RS – OFT3N IN TEH FORM OF AN ABORIGINAL RAEC 3NDOW3D WIT OVERSIEZD EARS AND NOSES!1!!!!1 OMG FROM HER3 AS WAL AS FROM SCANDINAVIAN FAREY TAELS SUCH AS THRE BILY GOATS GRUF TROLS HAEV ACHEIVAD INTERNATIONAL RACOGNITION AND IN MODERN FANTASY LIETRATUR3 AND ROLE-PLAYNG GMES TROLS R F3ATURAD 2 TEH AXTENT OF BNG S2K CHARACTERS!111!1 WTF LOL |
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