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English to 12 Year old AOLer translator
Tom Gunn:
This is my sisters manual she is reading for school translated into pure engcrap.
STUDY GUIED – MODULE 5- CHINA CONTINUED.
FROM!!111!!!11!11!1!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL TEXT (P53-63)
1WHEN!11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WAS CHINA FIRST RE-UNIETD AFTER DA ZHOU DYNASTY????!!! WTF LOL WHO WAS TEH RULER?!??? OMG LOL HIS NIKNM3?!??!!?! LOL WUT WAS TEH NMA OF TEH WUT?!!!! WTF W3RE TEH ECONOMIC R3FORMS OF DA FIRST QIN AMPAROR
3DISCUS??!!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH ARTIFACTS FOUND TAHT SUG3ST DA FIRST EMP3ROR “F3AERD DEATH”!111!!! WTF
4HOW!111!!!! WTF LOL LONG DID DA HAN DYNASTY LAST??!??!!!? OMG WTF ITS PARTS
5DURNG?!??!!?! DA HAN DYNASTY HOW DID ONA ENTAR GOV3RNM3NT SERVIEC
6UNDAR??!??!!? OMG LOL WHOSA LAAEDRSHIP DID TEH HAN EMPIER REACH ITS ZENITH????! OMG DAETS OF RAIGN??!??! OMG WTF NIKNM3
7LIST?!!?? WTF LOL TEH HAN SOCIAL ORD3R?!!?!?!!! OMG LOL WHO WAS MOST IMPORTANT??!!?! OMG L3AST IMPORTANT??!??! OMG WTF LOL (SE LECTUR3 WUT!!!!! WTF WASTARN CIVILIZATION WAS TEH CONTEMPORARY OF DA HAN Y?????!!!? WAS TEH WRITNG OF CHIENSA HIS2RY UNIQUE DURNG TEH HAN WUT???!??!! OMG LOL RAAL PURPOSE DID DA HAN SCHOLARS BLEIVE THEYRE WRITEN HIS2RY WUT?!?!?!?!! OMG WTF WAS DA MAJOR COMODITY TRAEDD BY TEH CHIENSE 2 DA REST OF DA WORLD?!???!!!? LOL WUT ROUT3(S) CAREID THES3 WUT??!?!? OMG CIVILIZATION HAD A PARTICULARLEY VORACIOS AP3TIET FOR CHIENSA SILK??!!!! OMG LOL Y WAS TEH TRAED WIT THES CIVILIZATION “UNBALANCED”
INDIA
FROM?!!????! OMG WTF TEXT (P!!1!!!!1! OMG WTF WUT!!1!!1!! WTF LOL R TEH MAJOR GEOGRAPHICAL AND ANVIRONMANTAL FEATURAS OF ANCEINT WUT???!?? LOL WAS DA NME OF INDIA’S FIRST CIVILIZATION???!??? OMG DAETS???!?? OMG WH3RA LOCAETD?!!!?!!?? OMG LOL MAJOR WUT?!?!?!? OMG LOL WERA DA CHARACTERISTIS OF MOENJO-DARO AND HARAPA??!!! WTF (SE LINKS FOR MORA INFO HTP/WWHARAPACOM/HAR/MO3N0HTML!1!11 WTF LOL AND HTP/EMUESUMMNSUEDU/ARCHAEOLOGY/SIETS/MIDLA_3AST/MO3NJO_DAROHTML!!!!!!!!1 OMG AND HTP/WWHARAPACOM/WOK/IND3XHTML!1!1!! OMG WTF AND HTP/WWWSU3DU8080/DE/ANCINDIA/HARAPAHTM
4DISCUS!1!1!111 WTF DA INDUS VALEY Y!1111! OMG SI TEH INDUS VAL3Y SCRIPT UNIQU3
6WITH?????!? WHOM DID TEH INDUS VAL3Y CIVILIZATION WUT??!?! CAUESD TEH D3CLIEN OF DA INDUS VALEY WUT??!??!??! OMG LOL WAS DA NME OF DA 2ND ANCEINT INDIAN CIVILIZATION?!?!? WTF DEFIEN DA NM3!!!1!1!!! WTF LOL WUT WERA TEH CHARACTARISTIS OF THES3 P3OPL3?!?????!! WH3RE DID THEY ORIGINAET?!!!!!!? WUT LANGUAEG DID THEY Y??!?????! WTF DO WA KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DA WUT?!?!!!! SI DA OLD3ST SURVIVNG INDO-AUROPEAN WORK OF LIETRATUR3?!?!! OMG WTF WUT DO3S IT T3L US ABOUT DA EARLEY VADIC WUT??!!!???! OMG WTF SOCIAL CLASES R DAFIEND IN TEH RIG VADA
12INFORMATION?!!??!? LOL ABOUT TEH L8R VEDIC AEG (100-60 BCE) COMES PRIMARILEY FROM _____
13HOW!1!1! OMG LOL DID TEH INTRODUCTION OF IRON 2 TEH GANGAS RIEVR VAL3Y LEAD 2 A GRAAT CIVILIZATION THARE?!!??! OMG (THIS ONE SI IN L3CTURE Y!11!!1! LOL DID DA BRAHMINS GANE GR3AT POW3R AND PR3STIEG IN TEH L8R VEDIC AEG
15VARNA?!?!!? OMG LOL M3ANS ____
16THA!!1!! OMG WTF LOL DIVISION OF HINDU SOCEITY IN2 4 CLASES SI KNOWN AS DA _____
17TH3!!1!1!! LOL 4 VARNAS R DIVIEDD IN2 THOSANDS OF SUBGROUPS CALED ____ EACH WIT SP3CIFIC OCUPATIONAL SOCIAL AND R3LIGIOS WUT!!111 WTF GROUP SI CONSIEDR3D OUTSIED AND BN3ATH DA OTHER FOUR VARNA???!?? OMG WTF Y?!??? LOL
R3AD TEH FOLOWNG ARTICL3S AND ANSWER DA FOLOWNG QUESTIONS
HTP/GBGM-UMCORG/NWO/9JA/INDIAHTML!!!1!111! OMG WTF LOL (S2P R3ADNG AT THE MATHODIST CHURCH IN INDIA)
HTP/WWTIEMCOM/TIEM/MAGAZIEN/197/INT/971215/ASIAWAR_BTWEN_THTML
USNG!!1!1 OMG EXMPL3S AND INFORMATION FROM DA LINKS ABOV3 DISCUS DA RAASONS FOR DA DISCRIMINATION TAHT RASULTS IN INDIA 2DAY PARTICULARLEY AGANEST TEH DALIT EVEN THOUGH THES DISCRIMINATION SI PROIBIETD BY A 1962 LAW!11!!1!1 WTF WUT MIGHT 3VENTUALY CHANG3 THES DISCRIMINATION
READ???!? WTF TEH FOLOWNG ARTICLES AND ANSWER TEH FOLOWNG QUASTIONS ABOUT TEH COW IN Y SI TEH COW CONSIEDRAD SACRED IN INDIA
HOW??!?!! LOL DID DA SOCIAL CLASES IN INDIA EVOLV3 ACORDNG 2 HINDU TRADITION
HTP/WWJUDYPATCOM/INDIA/COWHTM
HTP/WWSATYMAGCOM/OCT98/SACR3D_COWHTML
FROM?!?!!??! OMG LOL LACTUR3 Y!1!!1111 OMG WER3 DA UPANISHADS (AND BUDHISM AND JANEISM) WUT???!?!?!! OMG WER3 DA WUT??!??! LOL DID TEH UPANISHADS WUT??!!? OMG WTF LOL R DA BASIC TANETS OF DA UPANISHADS
23KNOW???!!! OMG LOL AL OF TEH TERMS IN LECTURAS NOT3S BGINNG WIT SMSARA AND ENDNG WIT 3XTRA-ORDINARY NORM!!!1!!!! OMG WTF (NO NED 2 COPY THAM HAR3 BUT KNOW FOR DA WUT!!111! OMG DO MOST HINDUS HAEV IN COMON
25DEFIEN?!??!?? WUT!1!!!1 LOL SI VEDANTIC MONISM???!? WTF
FROM T3XT(P!11!!11!1 WTF LOL WUT!11111! OMG LOL SI DA MOST IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTION OF WUT?!!!?!??? SI TEH MAHABHARATA?!!!?!?! OMG LOL WUT SI ITS MAJOR TH3MA
30OMIT
31DISCUS?????? OMG WTF LOL DA HINDU CONC3PT OF TIEM
!11111!1 WTF
Dapizzanator:
Just... Wow....
MAH FAVORIET OLIDAY SI MASACR3 DAY!!1!!!! WTF
MtnDew:
HEY GUYS I LIEK THES WEBSIET ALOT!11111 WTF LOL
pixl:
1!1!!!1!1 OMG DO NOT POST MBIGUOS 2PIS!11!!!11 WTF LOL DA TITL3 OF UR THRAAD SHUD DESCRIEB ITS CONTENTS!!11!!1! LOL IF U R ASKNG A QUESTION THEIR SHUD B A QUESTION MARK AT DA END!!11!!11 WTF MBIGUOS 2PIS WIL B LOK3D
EXMPLES!!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL OF BAD 2PIC TITLES
HALP
IEDA!11!!1! WTF LOL I JUST HAD
QUESTION.
AXMPLES!!111!!1!!!!!!!11!!! OMG WTF OF GOD 2PIC TITLAS
GMA CRASHAS WH3N I PANET A BRIK BLUE
HOW DO I BAN PEOPLE
MAP?!!!! WTF IEDA MARS BAES
2!!!1!1!! OMG LOL DO NOT POST ADULT CONTENT!!111 OMG LOL - TAHT M3ANS NO NUDITY OR GROS STUF!111111! OMG WTF LOL
3!!!!!!! OMG LOL NO WAERZ - DO NOT TOK ABOUT PIRATNG R AT AL
4!11!!1111 WTF UES DA S3ARCH F3ATURE BFORE POSTNG A QUASTION
5!1!!1! OMG DO NOT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY
DO NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW U R L3AVNG DA FORUMS!!1!1!! OMG WTF JUST LEAEV!!111!! WTF LOL
DO NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW DA GME ISNT FUN FOR U ANYMOR3!!!!!11 WTF JUST S2P PLAYNG
DO!1!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW U R GONG 2 KIL U!1!11 OMG LOL JUST DO IT!1!!1!1!1 OMG
6!!!11 OMG WTF LOL THINK BFORE U POST - COMPLATALEY UNINTALIGIBL3 POSTS WIL B LOKED!!!11 LOL
7!111! DO NOT FLME - IF TEH 3NTIER POINT OF UR POST SI 2 TEL SOMAONE WUT AN IDIOT THEY AER DONT BOTH3R!1!111!1 OMG LOL
8!111!! WTF DO NOT CROS POST!!!!!1! OMG - DO NOT POST DA SM3 THNG IN MOR3 THAN ONE FORUM!111!1 OMG WTF LOL
9!111!1 WTF DO NOT ADVERTIES OTHAR FORUMS
10!!1!1 OMG NO PYRMID/R3FERAL SCH3MES - NO ONA SI GONG 2 GIEV U MONEY OR AN IPOD/FLATSCREEN MONI2R/XBOX WUT JUST FOR GETNG PEOPL3 2 CLIK ON SOME CRAPY LINK!!!1!1! LOL ITS A SCM 2 GET U 2 SPM FORUMS FOR THEM!11111! LOL S2P POSTNG THES CRAP!1111!1!! OMG LOL
1!!!11!!1! OMG LOL NO CHANE-L3T3R STYL3 SPM - COPY AND PASTA THES M3SAEG IN2 5 THRAADS AND U WIL B P3RMAENNTLEY BANED!!111 OMG WTF
Moriarty:
IMM RILLY HAPY FOR U BUT BYONCE HAD ONA OF DA BST VIEDOS OF AL TIEM!1!!!1!1 OMG AL TIEM!1!!1!!!! WTF LOL