Off Topic > Off Topic
English to 12 Year old AOLer translator
reaper:
I GOT A BOTLE!!!!!11!!11! OMG LOL
Leafsoo7:
shake or stirred?
pixl:
JUST A SMAL 2WN GIRL LIVIN IN A LONELEY WORLD
SHE 2K DA MIDNIGHT TRANE GOIN ANYWHAR3
JUST A CITY BOY BORN AND RASEED IN SOUTH D3TROIT
HE 2K TEH MIDNIGHT TRANE GOIN ANYWHERA
A SNG3R IN A SMOK3Y ROM
A SMEL OF WIEN AND CHEAP PERFUMA
FOR A SMIEL THEY CAN R DA NIGHT
IT GOAS ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
STRANGARS WATENG UP AND DOWN TEH BU3VARD
THAIR SHADOWS SEARCHNG IN TEH NIGHT
STRETLIGHT PEOPLE LIVNG JUST 2 FIND AMOTION
HIDNG SOM3WHERE IN TEH NIGHT
WORKNG HARD 2 G3T MAH FIL
3V3RYBODY WANTS A THRIL
PAYIN ANYTHNG 2 ROL DA DIEC
JUST ON3 MORA TIEM
SOME WIL WIN SOMA WIL LOSA
SOME WERE BORN 2 SNG TEH BLU3S
O TEH MOVEI NEV3R ENDS
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
(CHORUS)
DONT S2P BLEIVIN
HOLD ON 2 TEH FELIN
STRETLIGHT PEOPLE
Kerog:
inb4supertoxicH3Y GUYS!1!11!!11 LOL IMM HULK HOGAN!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL STAY WIT ME FOR DA NAXT HALF HOUR AND W3L GIEV U DE-TALES ABOUT MAH NU GRIL!1!!!!1 WTF MMMMMMMM BROTH3R!11!111
Fjeld:
ST3RN DA REAR OR AFT PART OF A SHIP OR BOAT
POP DEK A DEK TAHT CONSTITUTES DA ROF OF A CABIN BUILT IN DA AFT (R3AR) PART OF TEH SUP3RSTRUCTURA OF A SHIP
2!11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL B POPED IN NAUTICAL PARLANCE MEANS 2 HAEV A WAEV COMA OVER TEH ST3RN FROM ABAFT
FACES!!!!!11! WTF LOL WAST3 PRODUCT FROM AN ANIMALS DIEGSTIEV TRACT 3XP3LED THROUGH TEH star fish
DAFACATION TEH ACT OR PROC3S BY WHICH ORGANISMS ELIMINAET FECAS
POP3R-SCOPAR UESD BY PAT OWN3RS 2 PIK UP THEYRE PETS F3CAL MATAR
BNG POPED BCOMNG FATIGUAD