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"Cross the road" jokes
MackTheHunter:
I love making these things up. The original was
"Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side."
I just thought this one up while playing TF2.
"Why did the Spy cross the road?"
"He didn't, he never really was on your side."
Ahem, readysetgo.
-Mike-:
Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.
Fjeld:
Why did the prostitute cross the road?
Cause I told her to.
DrMobius:
Why did the white guy cross the road?
To avoid the monday.
Chriz:
--- Quote from: DrMobius on September 30, 2009, 11:21:25 PM ---Why did the white guy cross the road?
To avoid the monday.
--- End quote ---
brother u racis
Why did the plate cross the road?
PLATES DON'T loving WALK! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!