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"Cross the road" jokes

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.::Taboo::.:

Why did the Brit cross the road?
For fresh cigarettes.

Regulith:

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot

WhoDa?:

Why did a bullet cross the road?

Because there was a thief.

Paulenn ID 8656:

why did the toys cross the road?
to get to al's toy barn on the other side.
i know, its not that good, but i couldn't think of anything else.


block dude:

why did the heavy cross the road?

he didn't he was sniped


i know...lame


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