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"Cross the road" jokes

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Deoxy99:

Why did the onion cross the road?

So he could go to the other oide!

Spockticus:

Why did the bad joke cross the road?

There's no punchline.

Cdog1st:

Why'd the Hooker cross the road?
To forget who evers dad.

Zaran:

To get to the other side.  Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Deoxy99:

Why did the children cross the road?

They can't! There is a car stuck in the road and they do not want to die!

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