It is so not a joke. Speak up woman, let us in on the sekret! How do we repot people?
Primary Option: Find a noob, tell him that report is spelled repot, say that you repotted him to Badspot, make him ban you and make him say that "I tel badpot tat i wil repot u". That is your Primary Option, if it fails use the secondary option below.
Secondary Option: Make a clay voodoo doll of someone. Bring that "someone" to your home and show him his voodoo look-alike. Use a machine to melt the clay and see the result of the real life version! If this fails, use third option.
Third option: Repot your self instead. If it fails, my cat will be responsible for it.
I am not responsible for this idea. Blame my cat Lily and her son, Benny.