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Makingblah:
My one is here

There were 2 whales in the sea.
Whale1: Hey hey, I see a boat over there, lets go underneath it and blow out our blow holes to knock it over!

Whale2: Hay Hay, ok, lets blow it over!

So the whales proceed to the boat, and blow out their blow holes underneth the boat and the boat tips over and all the sailors fall out.

Whale1: Hey hey, lets eat all the sailors!

Whale2: Hay hay, no way, I might be up for the occasional blow-job, but I'm not eating any seamen.

:D
Kapturrith:
I've got a great one. What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

A woman.
Rughugger:
Why was the strawberry crying?
Because he heard his mother was in a jam.
Budum ching
?????
Profit
.::Taboo::.:

--- Quote from: Dr.Gordon (Magmet) on October 04, 2009, 08:20:12 AM ---I've got a great one. What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

A woman.

--- End quote ---
Not at all, boobs are useful.
DracoSoul:
What's the difference bewteen a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
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