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WhatevaGuy:
How do you get a thousand babies into a phonebooth?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Captain Crazy:

--- Quote from: WhatevaGuy on October 04, 2009, 11:59:58 AM ---How do you get a thousand babies into a phonebooth?
A blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.

--- End quote ---

How much babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Badum-tish
Daenth:
This is a tribal joke my friend made, I'm not tribal, but I do find a bit o humor in this...
Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?
Because they go niii-niig-niiii!
Thorax:
What's worse than 10 babies in a dumpster.
One baby in 10 dumpsters.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of gravel.
You can't move gravel with a pitchfork.
Daenth:
Hmm... no yo mama jokes yet. Let me start it.

Yo mama so fat, that when she went to walk on the beach the whales started singing... "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!".
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